I think all weddings should have a set, minimum dollar amount to be given to the bride & groom. There should be video cameras set up inside the reception hall & kingdom hall, so that all invitees w...

and everyone entering must be directed to the retinal scan and lie detector before finding their seats...

along with urine and stool sample.

Hahahaha...can you imagine friends walking past the guestbook in their nicest clothes carrying a little cup filled with yellow liquid? And the stool sample is just foul.

smeared on a popsicle stick