Red face
Ever thought an assignment was plain sailing until you got to the nitty gritty?
Well that is me, i had an access database to develop and well to put it bluntly I CANT!
So at 1pm i took a break and went for a jump on our GIANT Trampoline, but i had a denim skirt on, which i had rolled up, and in the middle of doing a high jump leg split thing............
IT RIPPED, up past my knickers!! i nearly died as i hastened to pull it down and decided to just lie down on the trampoline instead, 2 hours later i woke up totally confused as to where i was (you know that feeling when you awaken in a strange place!) and ith one side of my face all red cos i had lain on my front.
SO FUNNY ha ha ha
Oh btw any help with the access would be v much appreciated and im prepared to pay you if you're really good!
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awwwww! lol all the way up to yer knickers hahaha! poor sam (atleast it isnt as bad as the ketchup incident!)
yea, that one was pretty bad :)
what's the ketchup incident?
the rare and unreleased Guns & Roses best of album
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA that made me laugh so hard i dont even know why!
i was sitting eatting lunch with a couple of my fine wonderful dandy fantastic friends....i had french fries on my plate along with other things, so i already had my fork in my hand from eating everything else.. i speared a french fry, just as samantha told me that she had never had eaten shrimp before in her life. so as you can imagine i was shocked beyond belief! i made a movement of shock inwhich my body jolted and my hand (the one that had the fork in it) towards my shirt, inwhich i spilled french fries smmmmmooooothered in ketchup all over the front of my shirt... but of course its not just the girls there with me.. theres others there too... pretty embarassing. ahhh what can ya do?
hahaha! you spaz!
haha..............
who are you calling spaz matt... from what i remember you fed micha a french fry . and the picture to prove it. why is it not on ezabel.
that never happened.
PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!
"what can ya do?" well you could make it into a news story. hahaha.
i remember going to lunch at a diner near 360 furman, when i went to pick up literature. i opened this ketchup bottle that exploded all over my white shirt, tie, and my face. quite a mess!
Knickers. i found out what they were this weekend. knickers are your undies.
huh huhuh huh...u said 'undies'...huh huhuh huh
time for another shot of tykillya
this is absolutely NOT newsworthy, someone take her posting priviledges away.
sorry I have to be a crotchety old grandpa, but seriously people! when did falling asleep on your face become eZabel News?
hahahaha... yea i have to agree with dean a bit.. i mean.. i think its funny and all sam.. but i dunno... its not MY website!
okay i just thought i'd make you guys smile - u want me to delete it?
i thought it was funny
hmmm you know whats weird? i think eZabel has changed a LOT!
yeah, you're right, really. i think journals are more popular than news stories. and the news stories that are posted are definitely of a different.. quality. but it's still the same basic stuff.
yeap... im thinking everyone used to be more creative.
yeah who really cares if the news is "noteworthy", the point of it is to make you warm and fuzzy inside.
I was gonna post it as a journal but i needed help with my work and thought this was the best way to get noticed, also i just wanted to!
Im sorry if it doesnt conform to the usual calibre of information - maybe next time i just wont bother!
:( i think it was fine, don't stop posting stuff!
don't fret. if the admin didn't think it worthy, he would have subjected us...*cough*...i mean he would have recommend u post it in a more appropriate location. keep 'em coming! we love hearing about our friend's knickers! i mean, i feel ur pain...
maybe they just dont get the translation, if they knew that knickers meant underwear then they would think it was news worthy
HA HA HA RED FACE!!
