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Moving to NYC!

iwz by iwz · Dec 20, 2009 · Article · 204 views

So, I've taken a new job in the city, and the commute is 2 hours each way. Mikayla and I decided to try living in the city for a while.

We signed a lease on a new apartment in Battery Park City, which is in downtown Manhattan. Address: 70 Battery Pl, New York, NY.

Here's a video tour:

It's in a quieter part of the city, with lots of parks and bike paths. Tourists don't really visit the area, and it gets really really quiet at night.

The apartment is on the first floor in a nice nine-floor building with a doorman, elevators, roof access, a gym, bike storage, laundry on every floor, and a private terrace area with grass that is only accessible to tenants. There are 11 train lines within like a 15 minute walk, which is sweet! My commute to work will be a ten minute walk, and a 14 minute train ride on the R or W. There's also a bus to Union Square right there.

These two windows are our apartment:

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Looks like we'll be in the South Manhattan Congregation, which meets at a Kingdom Hall right by the Brooklyn Bridge. We haven't visited yet, but we're planning on it soon! Definitely curious about the congregation and the territory.

So, we're moving on January 23rd. And if you want to come for a visit, please come any time! Just give us a little notice so we can figure out if we're around. There's an ice-skating rink right nearby for the winter. Let's go ice-skating!

BTW, we're selling both of our cars. 2006 Subaru Outback Limited is the first to go. ~$17k, 62k miles, full warranty. If you're interested, let me know!

It's gonna be crazy!

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englandkid englandkidOG 2003

Is there a nice way to ask when you will be receiving your thank you cards for shower, personal shower and wedding??

superhero superheroOG 2004

you already got your card from us! posting on eZabel will not get you another card!

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

yeah, its not all about you, you know

iwz iwz

wait a sec. are you saying you gave someone a present and you haven't yet received a "thank you" card for it, and you're thinking about asking when you will get it?

because that seems a bit rude. writing a "thank you" card is not a requirement for receiving a gift. it's just a nice thing to do. some people don't ever send one, and that's their prerogative.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

a friend of mine got married recently. I bought her a total of four gifts all through the engagement period for different events I was invited to. I only received one thank you card after the engagement party. I think she should have sent one. I spent a lot of my hard-earned money on her and I think she should be acknowledging it.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

honestly, i couldnt complain about spending "hard earned money" esp for a friend. ya know what i mean?

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

and did she give you a formal thank you when you were at the shower (ie thank you for coming, thank you for sharing this with me)? that should be enough, dont you think?

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

well number 1, you dont know my financial situation and number 2 you dont my relationship with my friend. Anyway I dont see what that has to do with. A thank you card should be sent whether the money was hard earned or not.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

no i dont know any of that and im sorry to offend you...i dont mean to. but you dont know whats on her agenda either. one friend, i rec'd the thank you card 7 months later. they got busy, family death, lay-offs. so you dont know what the stall is. or maybe she just didnt send any thank yous to anyone. maybe thats just her.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

its ok. The only reason I was wondering is because my mom who gave several of her own gifts as well keeps asking me where it is. She thinks I should ask my friend.

iwz iwz

you're looking at it wrong, in my opinion. you love your friend, and you gave her gifts motivated by that love, not because you expected acknowledgment.

do you think she doesn't appreciate the gifts if she doesn't send a card? because, i'm sure she appreciates the gifts. or did she not say thank you in person when she received them?

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

i dont remember but technically the thank you in person is for actually attending the event and the written thank you is for the gift

iwz iwz

you missed my point.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

oh sorry

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

i dont think you understand how much is going on after an event like that... to be honest, thank you cards are pretty much bottom of the priority list after a wedding... least imo

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brothermanOG 2004

Last wedding I went to, I got the TY card like 6 months later. By then I forgot I even went. Didn't matter to me.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

that's probably true but i know that she will be off on monday and doesnt have anything to do.... so i was wondering if maybe a gentle reminder would be helpful.

iwz iwz

Then you might say to your friend something like, "My mom has been asking about a 'thank you' card. It would mean a lot to her if she received one from you."

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

yeah, i like that... thanks!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

broman....one of the nerds here gave me this link...worth a try

http://www.buy-wii-online.com/index.html

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brothermanOG 2004

Yeah... Don't feel like paying $100 more than the retail value.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003
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brothermanOG 2004

I'm just gonna take Ian's. LOL!

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brothermanOG 2004

Ok... I called all over North Jersey and eastern PA. Wii's are nowhere. Nintendo sucks...

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brothermanOG 2004

People are making a killing on Ebay. The Wii's are auctioning off at like $350 a pop.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

OMG i wouldnt be able to do that...id start punching

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i'd slap them so hard they'd be thrown into a cart wheel and smash through the wall.

katiedid katiedidFounder

I love how the second I stand up for myself, my comments are deleted.

malibu malibuOG 2001

how can it be that there is so much snow.. and every business that surorunds my work is closed...except for my work. how? do they think it's going to get better? so angry that i have to go shovel my car out.

jp jpOG 2003

Does anyone have a dual layer DVD burner? i'm downloading a high quality copy of the super bowl now...its a big file. i dont think my computer burns dual layer discs.

iwz iwz

i do.

superhero superheroOG 2004

i do

jp jpOG 2003

excellent, fellows...i may ask you for some technical help with burning. did you guys buy yours separately or did they come in your computer? how much would a decent dual layer burner cost?

superhero superheroOG 2004

came with the laptop. haven't used it yet.

jp jpOG 2003

if someone could help me out with the dvd burning process. i have the files, a laptop, a firewire cable, and 25 dual layer DVD+R's i bought thinking i could use them. if we could transfer the files to one of you guys' computers and burn it onto a nice dvd presentation so i can enjoy the game anytime on any tv.

and then i take you out to dinner. or lunch. or whatever. it's that simple. so want a free meal?

iwz iwz

upload that junk to my FTP

jp jpOG 2003

dude! its like 7 gigs...wouldnt that take years

iwz iwz

oh, haha. yes that's a large file.

what type of file is it?

jp jpOG 2003

they are mkv files. the guy on the forum said to play them with VLC player.

jp jpOG 2003

well i burned the files onto two regular dvds. i could give those to you in lieu of uploading to the ftp.

superhero superheroOG 2004

why am i at work today? Staples didn't close our office. So annoying. My snowboard is at home, begging to be used.

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brothermanOG 2004

I have no excuse not to work bcause of the weather since I can work from home.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

so i hear you were snuggling w/rob thomas of matchbox 20...

superhero superheroOG 2004

more like his wife! although i swore lauren to secrecy about that whole night, haha, it was pretty crazy

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

haha no...im so glad she told me. it was the raddest thing....she said they were like BFF's w/you! so awesome! seriously!

and ive got the hugest crush on your wife! she's SO cool and is SOOOOOOO in love with you! i LOVE it!

superhero superheroOG 2004

it's hard to explain my love of punk/ska and matchbox twenty, they just kind of don't go together at all ... i usually keep it secret, lol.

haha i built her on the internet that way, LOL j/k

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

ya know what...i totally get it. i love ska/classic punk but there are just some nerd bands that're so cool to love. ya know

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brothermanOG 2004

What is considered a nerd band?

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

hmmm, i dont know how to explain it. a lame band that you love....? lol like abba....lame....but i love them.

superhero superheroOG 2004

haha. yeah. band that you'd never admit to liking, probably.

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brothermanOG 2004

Gotcha... So Savage Garden would be that for me since I like that song "Truly, Madly, Deeply". hahaha...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 brotherman

YES! lol *very gay btw....nuthin but love!!

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brothermanOG 2004 socalgal

I've been ripped on a lot by peeps who know I like that song. Haha... Now the Redsweater community will probably do the same.

superhero superheroOG 2004 brotherman

hmm. i might admit liking "To the Moon and Back" if i was held at gunpoint.

*said to make brotherman feel better* haha

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 superhero

ill help...i like the carpenters too. lol

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brothermanOG 2004 socalgal

You're a chick though. Guys take more heat for liking stuff like that.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 socalgal

Why do birds

Suddenly appear?

Everytime you are near

Just like me

They long to be

Close to you

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

and you did a great job building her! lol

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

yeah, great times... all that happened is i got made fun of cause i didnt know what kinda cheeses that stupid place had or how to pronounce wine names... bah...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

yeah mike walked in asking for a milkshake. lauren and i were like OMG you're fired.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

FIRST of all... i thought she said ROOT BEER FLOAT... so i asked... and SECOND... if its a restaurant they DEF can make them... she was just lazy

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

it was a wine tasting bar.

iwz iwz

our office closed, but I'm working from home. :/

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brothermanOG 2004

I didn't even call mine. But when I opened the IM program, I saw someone online who doesn't work from home, so I guess they are open. They already know if we get dumped on with snow, I won't be there. I shot my boss an email.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

I have the best job - my boss called ME and told me to go back to sleep!!

theremin thereminOG 2002

My work was cancelled and they didn't call us, so I drove 104 miles for nothing, risking a car accident... what a 3 hour / half a tank of gas waste of time.

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brothermanOG 2004

Usually company's have a hotline to call for weather.

theremin thereminOG 2002

I don't work for the company, I'm contracted.. but Bloomberg never closes, the global economy would nosedive.. someone just decided not to work and someone else neglected calling some of the people on our team...when they knew 5 hours ahead of our shift to tell us not to come in. Half of the people on the team slipped their mind. So not coo.

theremin thereminOG 2002

Plus, we went in on the day of the snowstorm previous to this, which was a worse one. So frustrating. Could've planned a fun Friday night instead of driving for no purpose.

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brothermanOG 2004

I hope the 104 miles is roundtrip and not one way. Cuz I'd have to say you are crazy to drive that far then. haha...

theremin thereminOG 2002

Roundtrip and still crazy. But, you do what you kinda gotta do to earn a buck and a can of beans in this crazy world.

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brothermanOG 2004

Very true. I drive 64 miles roundtrip and am very happy I only do it 3 days a week now.

theremin thereminOG 2002

If I were working full-time or apartments in my job area were cheaper, I'd move closer to it. Almost moved to Bensalem PA area where it's affordable and closer to work, but I shifted my plans.

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brothermanOG 2004 theremin

Where do you live and where do you commute to?

theremin thereminOG 2002 brotherman

Madchester NJ to Skillman NJ (Princeton vicinity)

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brothermanOG 2004 theremin

Haha... I looked up Madchester and it is a type of Rock. Is that the codename for your real town? Cuz I've never heard of a town by that name.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 brotherman

he means Manchester. a little, woodsy area near Toms River, Lakehurst, and Jackson.

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brothermanOG 2004 fivezero

Ah, gotcha. Sorry, I don't speak South Jersey. LOL!

theremin thereminOG 2002 brotherman

Redsweater doesn't need another regional Jersey discussion, does it? Look, there's 2 hours of Jersey below me, 2 hours of Jersey above me. I've always been from Central Jersey that's why I find it so strange and aggravating that anybody above The Amboys disses me for a Southerner (not saying they're the uncoo - just that I'm a Central boy - it's very cultural... at worse, I'm South Centralite, but nonetheless a Centralite)... not about to have a psuedo yuppie tell me otherwise at any time of the day. hahaha

This will probably spark another regional Jersey war, but oh well.. Had to respond.. couldn't let it go.

But in a more direct response to the comment.. it's not Jersey speak at all. I just say Madchester, 'cause my town is called Manchester, and Madchester was a music movement in Manchester England in the 80s/90s (Happy Mondays, New Order, Stone Roses, etc)... so your bit of internet research had the right reference in that regard. Kinda made me laugh you thought Madchester was the actual name of where I live in NJ. hahaha. Wasn't trying to be cryptic or anything... truly thought you'd figure it out.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 theremin

haha i got this rad geography lesson from lauren and dan on their last visit. still kinda confusing BUT i kinda get where things/people are. lol

iwz iwz socalgal

don't listen to a word that guy says

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brothermanOG 2004 theremin

Sorry... I had to wikipedia it to figure it out... I do not know music movement history, nor do I care to know.

Us Northerners consider everything below route 78 as South Jersey. We rule... you drool... :oP

theremin thereminOG 2002 brotherman

So in other words, Cranford, Elizabeth, Bayonne are South Jersey ...whatever, take the 1/4 of NJ you say is North Jersey and just declare it a brand new State. Where I'm from will always be Central... as well as anyone who lives in this region... Northerners will never legitimize that.. not the first time I've had a NJ regional debate with someone, so nothing new. I have Southern Jersey cousins... they even have different accents. Central Jersey exists not only geographically but culturewise as well. Ask a real South Jersey person if they consider me or anyone else in Ocean County to be a South Jersey person. Northerner's won't let us be Central, Southerners won't let us be South. Keep the Peace, Tear Down the Wall. This isn't Belfast.

iwz iwz theremin

* slow clap *

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brothermanOG 2004 iwz

Wow, I don't think I can respond to that. That was like a line out of a movie.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder brotherman

...and the award for most overacted soliloquy for something completely trivial goes to.......

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brothermanOG 2004 thefunkyfresh

hahaha

theremin thereminOG 2002 fivezero

You know for a fact I'm in the suburb section and not the rural section

theremin thereminOG 2002 fivezero

"Manchester Township is 82.5 square miles and is the third largest Township in central New Jersey's Ocean County."

Toms River = "Total 52.9 sq mi"

Little? South Jersey?

I think not
Rest my case
Goodnight

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 theremin

nice spin there. i was speaking of population. shut your yap. please. i beg you.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 fivezero

and i agree we're in central jersey. *shrug*

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

hanving relatives in prison pretty much gets you out of jury duty right?

*our fam lawyer is in court and i need to send my excuse letter today

iwz iwz

I don't see why that would exempt you...

You could just fill out the jury duty card and send it in. You may not even be called. If you are, then when you go there you can tell them about your relative in prison. If they feel that you couldn't be impartial, you won't be used.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

i talked to my lawyer....it does exempt me. something bout partiality, etc. lol i dont know. i'll take it. LOL

iwz iwz

wow! now i just need to get one of my relative into prison.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

you look like a juror

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

haha how so?

theremin thereminOG 2002

if anyone's happens to be in the Lower East Side tomorrow, I might be at Loreley before/after the show at Bowery if you wanna join me for a drink

http://www.loreleynyc.com/
Loreley Restaurant & Biergarten
7 Rivington Street New York, NY 10002
Lower East Side
Between Bowery and Chrystie Street

send me a PM if interested

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

can somebody ez msg me the memorial invitation presentations? Just the really short simple one. I can't find them for some reason!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

anyone??

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

dude, i'll be sending out your glasses this week. im so sorry i forgot about them. lol

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

how about you GET OFF YOUR DUFF AND GO FIND THE ARTICLE YOURSELF!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

ok a big THANKS FOR NOTHING to everybody! does anyone at least know the date? or are you retards completely useless!!!???

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

whatcha gonna wanna do is... RUN DOWN the stairs... go the BATHROOM... open the door, FLUSH the toilet, and go ahead and stick your BIG FAT HEAD IN IT...

kthx

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i would but it's occupied! BOOYA! burrnnnn on youuuuuuuu

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brothermanOG 2004

Play nice children or Broman will whip out the wooden spoon.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

hahaha, what is it with parents and the wooden spoon? yeesh. do you give your kids the occasional wooden spoon?

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brothermanOG 2004

I use a belt to make a crack sound to scare my kids into listening. LOL! you kidding... You can't hit kids with objects other than your hand anymore. DYFS will be on your front door step if it ever got out that you used a spoon or a belt.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

sounds kinda nasty if you ask me....lol

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brothermanOG 2004

Broman don't play nice... Broman smash... Broman like to talk in 3rd person too... haha...

superhero superheroOG 2004

did you get what you needed, or you still need it?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i got the date, and I put together a presentation based on a watchtower and some km stuff. I couldn't find the sample presentation though...

superhero superheroOG 2004

so ... do you still need it?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

yeah, if you have it that would be great, thanks!

superhero superheroOG 2004

january KM. PM'ing to you now, sir.

superhero superheroOG 2004

done and done, sir.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

thank you so much. how did i not see that in the km???

superhero superheroOG 2004

not sure. I had to hunt for a couple of minutes to figure out if it was in Feb or Jan.

also, i am sorry we didn't get to talk for longer this weekend, i would have liked to have caught up more but we ended up sitting downstairs on Sunday. Next time.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

thats because you were late

superhero superheroOG 2004 englandkid

no late. not early but not late.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 superhero

whatever....

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 superhero

whatever.... you should do what i do, get someone else to save seats so then even if you are late, you still have a great seat!

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brothermanOG 2004 englandkid

You're the reason why they make announcements not to save seats for people other than those in your car group.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 brotherman

they dont make that announcement anymore. besides i was earlier than dan and lauren both days anyway

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 englandkid

didn't see any of you hills. I was only there on Sunday visiting good ol NJ 1.

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brothermanOG 2004 englandkid

The point is, it is unfair to people who get there on time to have to struggle to find seats because other people save seats for some who come late. And you must be in the bathroom during announcements, because they make that announcement before every assembly.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 brotherman

i was not late. i got there at 9:00 both days. i was earlier than dan and lauren. they deserved to have to sit on the lower floor. I was not in the bathroom, but i never heard that announcement and my seat saver friend apparently didnt hear it either

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brothermanOG 2004 englandkid

I've heard it announced for the last 10 years or so. What about those who show up between 8:30 and 9:00? Do you think you should get a better seat than them? People hear the announcement, they just don't follow the counsel. That is why it is continually announced.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 brotherman

but i do understand what you are saying.

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brothermanOG 2004 englandkid

Good. Be a good girl and don't do it again. haha...

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 brotherman

ok until the district convention :)

iwz iwz englandkid

....

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brothermanOG 2004 iwz

Ian knows what I'm talking about. Haha...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 superhero

my boss used to always say:

"if you're early, you're on time. if you're on time, you're late."

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brothermanOG 2004 fivezero

You're boss is a communist. LOL!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

yeah man, sorry about that. we were running out of there to go help my sister paint her new place. it was a great assembly though

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

Is it just me or does penelope look like Victoria Beckham?

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

wow...this is close to where i live. you cant even go to a movie theater anymore...

FULLERTON – Two men were stabbed and injured Sunday night while watching a horror film at the AMC Theater in Fullerton during what appears to be a random attack, police say.

Shortly before 7:30 p.m., officers were sent to the theater at 1000 S. Lemon St. after someone reported finding a bag with what appeared to be illegal substances, said Fullerton police Lt. Tom Basham.

While the officers were at the theater, people started running out of the theater showing "The Signal," including two men with blood on them, Basham said.

Just before people started running out in a panic, two men sitting in separate areas of the theater were randomly stabbed by an unknown man, Basham said.

"He started stabbing at the theater seat and then he stabbed the victim," Basham said. "As he fled, he stabbed another victim sitting near the exit."

Basham said the victims did not know each other or the suspect.

One man suffered a stab wound to the arm, which punctured into his chest and was taken to UCI Medical Center in Orange. The other man was also stabbed in the arm and taken to St. Jude Medical Center. Both are expected to survive.

The attacker, who is believed to have been kicked out of the theater earlier, escaped.

No arrest has been made, but police are following some leads.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

cutest girl... ever.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

Photobucket

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

http://www.google.com/goog411/

free 411 for businesses, soon for residences too

superhero superheroOG 2004

yes, also you can call it when you are on the road, i've been using that for a while. it's free, and better than directory assistance charging $1.75/use.

800-466-4411 (spells goog 411 on the keypad)

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

i used to use 1800 free 411 but now i have gps on my phone and i get unlimited 411

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

hallo

iwz iwz

sup freste

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

sup E. I came on to poke around. I see that although you've changed the name the people remain the same. NBL

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

oh and I don't mean anything negative by that. glad to know ezabel people are doing well.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

hey! frzt!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

hey B! how's it going babe?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

very well!

theremin thereminOG 2002

Oh Hallo

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

alright rockin' taco for sure this time plz!
be there in 2 weeks for awhile gina beean

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

YESSIR!!! that is DEF THE place. ask the hills...

theremin thereminOG 2002

Everytime someone says The Hills, I'm thinking "The Hills" ...like the show. ..forgetting, like oh yeh, like The Dan Hills. Pop culture has impacted me.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

it throws me too, because I know that i wasn't a part of what they are talking about.

superhero superheroOG 2004

i used to like lauren on the hills but now i'm over that

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

hagsville.

i like lauryn hill and lauren hill. ones a musician. the other is just plain hot.

theremin thereminOG 2002

Actually, isn't it Lauren Conrad? I'd say she's a little more than a wee bit of fit.

theremin thereminOG 2002

Besides you have a Lauren Hill

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brothermanOG 2004

It's the place to get stabbed in a theater by a Scream copycat. haha...

theremin thereminOG 2002

woo hooooo safe driving bonus check .. perfect timing for buying this now!

theremin thereminOG 2002

I added the video of the Furries on Late Nite in 'Concerts.' Go watch it.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

Dunkin Donuts is selling small lattes, cappuccinos and espressos for 99 cents today from 1 to 10 pm. http://www.philly.com/philly/news/15982152.html

theremin thereminOG 2002

I guess it's their answer to McDonald's giving the free coffee of any size on Valentine's Day. Too bad Dunkin couldn't find it within their budget to give free lattes instead of charging a petty 99.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

UGH i dont want to be working....i want to be at the beach or something. its too pretty and hot out to be indoors!!

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brothermanOG 2004

I hear ya. Work is dragging today.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

yeah. i just dont have the patience for it today.

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brothermanOG 2004

This day needs to end......

theremin thereminOG 2002

I didn't even start work yet. ugh
This is really pessimistic power of suggestion heh

iwz iwz

what are you guys up to

i'm listening to my recommendations on last.fm
http://www.last.fm/listen/user/ianzabel/recommended/100

some good stuff coming up that i've never heard before.

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brothermanOG 2004

DOH! Firewalled...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

how is toms river central jersey?

thats false.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

he speaks TECHNICALLY, LITERALLY in this case. and TECHBICALLY, i suppose he's right. we're in the middle.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

Truths.

However figuratively Toms River is the southern most part of Jersey, by the coal mines and the everglades.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

everyone has a bee in their respective bonnet these days

iwz iwz

what do you mean? what is everyone preoccupied with?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

just a series of nasty clients this week

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brothermanOG 2004

People suck... Welcome to Satan's System.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

you said it, brosky

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

and a birdhouse in your soul.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

Song of the day!!
Hold Tight
By
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich

man these guys are fab

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

Hello everyone! Jahanna & Austin here; writing from El Salvador. We have been in Roatan, Honduras for the last two weeks and redsweater is my first dose of home reality! We have had a great/interesting/encouraging experiance and i will def post some pics & explanations!
We have a lay over here in el salvador for 4 hours. Ugh! byeeeee

superhero superheroOG 2004

an explanation? why not just say "i'm pregnant"? we don't need an explanation, we know how it all works :)

superhero superheroOG 2004

hahaha i am really feeling the effects of being sick, do not give that comment any merit

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

what are you on??? clearly you haven't consulted mom on what you should be taking

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

iwz iwz

you should paint your walls, dude

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

thats just one side, the other has pretty pictures of bunnies and rainbows and cotton candy

superhero superheroOG 2004

that stereo is ridiculous. you could probably run a whole house party with that thing, back in 1974

superhero superheroOG 2004

also, i still feel sick, do not give that comment any merit, thanks

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

i like you like this. you're already a funny guy, but this takes you over the top!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Half Life!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

TERSORO HAS CAUGHT THE PREGGOOSSSSSSSSSSS

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

dropkick murphy's put on the best show ever!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

anybody know a good way to stop junk mail?? I get ridiculous amounts of it. I saw something online, but you have to put in your name and ssn and that made me nervous.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

junk email or junk snail mail?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

regular paper mail. we get a zillion catalogs and credit card offers, among other things

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

I blame angela

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i must admit it's my fault. you sign up for ONE victoria's secret catalog and next thing you know.....

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

oh please, it wasnt VS, it was Chip n Dales IRONWORKER calendar spread of 2008 that you pre-ordered last year...

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

hahaha... that too

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

dont get ur mail ever... thats what i do.

iwz iwz

http://www.fightidentitytheft.com/junkmail.html

I think the first thing on that list is the most effective thing. Try it out, and let me know!

iwz iwz
thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

thanks E

superhero superheroOG 2004

one of my armpits is sweaty. and it's only 9 AM. I'm thinking i only put deoderant on one arm.

also - my gym bag is at home. with my deoderant

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

MEMO: stay away from dan hill...he's smelly.

superhero superheroOG 2004

hmm . it's possible. i just talked to a super hot girl at my job named lauren too, but she didn't mention it

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

WOW i met that girl...SO HOT. ok, i take the memo back...

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brothermanOG 2004

How do you know what girls from his job look like? Just curious.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

the girl is taken... so dont worry about it buddy.

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brothermanOG 2004

Who said I wanted her? Just curious how a woman from CA knows the coworker of a man from NJ.

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brothermanOG 2004

Besides... I want you Mike. You are so dreamy...

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

who doesnt, im a cutie with a bootie

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

lauren is his wife dork. lol

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brothermanOG 2004

Oh. I knew that, but it sounded like he was talking about another Lauren... Whateva!

Matt Kelly is still the only person to almost knock me out with BO. If anyone can top that, then they have talent.

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brothermanOG 2004

Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt
our hearts littering the topsoil
tune in
we can get the last call

iwz iwz

it's the end of the world as we know it

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brothermanOG 2004

Am I missing something? Or are you spouting out REM lyrics...

superhero superheroOG 2004

yes, brotherman with ANYTHING that isn't rush is the end of the world

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brothermanOG 2004

You guys are funny... Do you honestly think I play nothing but Rush nonstop? I haven't even listened to any Rush in over a month.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

screenshot or it didnt happen.

superhero superheroOG 2004

haha so true

theremin thereminOG 2002

No. I believe you also play post-Syd Barrett Pink Floyd ('cause the Syd Barrett Pink Floyd is too weird for you to handle)

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brothermanOG 2004

No Pink Floyd in awhile either... Next...

theremin thereminOG 2002

Am I right about only the post-Syd stuff? Like 'Piper At The Gates of Dawn' is way too super off beat for you, I'd gamble (If I were a betting man)?

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brothermanOG 2004

I listen to it all son.

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brothermanOG 2004

I'm on a Duran Duran and Jimmy Eat World addiction this week.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

WHAHAHAHAAAAATTT!??!?!

superhero superheroOG 2004

yeah, i know, right??

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

i dont believe it...

i still dont get why they changed the name of this song...

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

what was the original name?

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

bleed america... they changed it cause of sept 11

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

oh i thought thats still the name... whats it now?

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brothermanOG 2004

It still says that on the album case.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

Salt sweat sugar

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brothermanOG 2004

You lie! haha

iwz iwz

They changed the name of the album from Bleed American to self-titled. The name of the song didn't change.

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brothermanOG 2004

That's what I thought. You don't change the name of the song and still leave the old name on the album.

iwz iwz

According to Wikipedia, mikeyjoe is actually right for once!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bleed_American_%28song%29
The song was renamed "Salt Sweat Sugar" after 9/11

The album was also renamed.

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brothermanOG 2004

Yeah but they didn't change it on the actual album that I bought.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

maybe you bought an old album, OR your maybe your Alzheimer's is flaring up again...

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brothermanOG 2004

I just bought it this year.

iwz iwz

Yeah, maybe they just changed it for the single's release? Not quite sure. Maybe newer productions runs of the full album have it changed as well.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

never question me again...

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder
rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

so i have this hot sauce packet on my desk, and its been on my desk for like 2 months now, and when im on the phone i tend to play with it and i realize that one day it will pop and go all over me, but i....just....cant....stop.

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brothermanOG 2004

You're a silly big bootied young man...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

how's the weather down there gina!
enough for me to hit the beach, get a tan, do a little surfing?
be there for a few weeks

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

its been awesome. in the 70's. last week it got into the 80's. so im sure you'll be able to hit up the beach. are you going to be here before or after memorial?

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

My heroes:

malibu malibuOG 2001

this looks like the original version of the spongebob dance craze.

theremin thereminOG 2002
englandkid englandkidOG 2003

So this 70-year old woman that I work with just asked me to explain the meaning of "save as". Why cant she retire already so I can have her job??

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

oh my gosh. that's so mean! Working keeps you young & your mind healthier.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

i suppose, but she really is dumb. She always asks the most ridiculous questions. She also asked how to make a folder. But she had already made it. She always asks me because I'm nice to her but she is so stupid its scary.

superhero superheroOG 2004

wait a second, is her name Carol?

if so, i worked with her at my last job. she used outlook to schedule appointments for herself, and she had THOUSANDS, all of which were blank. she had put no notes, and no instructions in those appointments.

also, she did not know the difference between close and minimize, and she was using the mouse upside down for one day.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

ha ha, no her name is not Carol, but it could be! They sound like they could be friends.

superhero superheroOG 2004

one time, carol was having problems with her computer, so i told her "why don't you restart it", so she turned off the monitor and turned it back on!!

iwz iwz

keep these stories coming, this is quality entertainment. haha

superhero superheroOG 2004

one day, she just didn't show up for work. and then, she never came back.

iwz iwz

:(

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

let's pray that that happens to me. then i can have her job!! :)

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

is her name Ted? If so, I have worked with her.

theremin thereminOG 2002

I wanna hear what your reply was to her. haha How does one go about explaining the meaning of SAVE AS!?

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

I just basically said that when you "save as" you are saving as whatever the name is that you want it to be called and she was satisfied.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

The National Enquirer claimed Patrick Swayze has pancreatic cancer. His rep has confirmed the story. He said Patrick was diagnosed about a month ago. Patrick is receiving treatment at Stanford University Medical Center.

His rep also told PageSix.com that Patrick might only have a few weeks to live.

no more dirty dancing for him!!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i just had surgery on my wrist yesterday. i had torn ligaments last year as a result of a break from when i was 16 not healing right. i had my wrist bones popping out all the time and some arthritis which was causing me pain all the time. so they fused three of the small wrist bones together and i have have pins in there to hold the ligaments. they numbed the nerves in my whole arm so until this morn it was just like dead weight, really weird feeling. so now im all drugged up on percoset and i was dreaming in spanish last night .... wooohoooo

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

dreaming in spanish? like a novela?

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brothermanOG 2004

Hold on a second... I saw you last week doing shoulder presses at the gym. How were you able to do that with a messed up wrist?

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

he lifts different from other people... ive heard it, my wrist is like his too... it didnt heal right when i broke it and with too much weight you can feel it just slide out if you dont hold it right.

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brothermanOG 2004

Well not sure how you can lift dumbells with a wrist injury. I could see you doing it on a machine, but even then it would pose a problem.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

maybe we are just more manly then you are...

its ok... you stick with your cute little machines old man...

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brothermanOG 2004

I use everything bootie meister.... And judging by my physique compared with yours... You look like the old man. :oP

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

when you say old man, im assuming you mean hottest man alive...

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brothermanOG 2004

No, I mean you are jiggly. hahaha... Latin women like the big booties. I'm sure they think you are hot.

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alexOG 2001

oh my GOD!!! dan, your arms look like giant brotworsts, except whiter and with less definition. you have the physique of a manitee.

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brothermanOG 2004

Dude, shutup. My arms are fine. You look like a stick figure compared to me.

A
alexOG 2001

i think you are the only person i know that would say that.

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brothermanOG 2004 alex

Uh hello... I'm a lot bigger than you. You have a thin physique with some tone. I have bulk. I have like 60 pounds on you. And no... It's not fat. I have a healthy amount of fat. Not all of us can maintain 2-5% of bodyfat like you.

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alexOG 2001 brotherman

i don't know why you think i'm so thin. pound for pound im a lot stronger than you. and by next winter, once my leg heals up, you wont even have that much weight on me, and i will still have a lower body fat percentage...so suck failure fatty!

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brothermanOG 2004 alex

Are you in competition with me or something? Haha... The same metabolism that keeps fat off you, will keep you from bulking up easily. I'm going to guess that you wear a size 30 pant. That is slim sonny boy.

Pound for pound... I could still pick you up over my head and toss you. LOL!

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alexOG 2001 brotherman

dude, you're the one that is always mentioning how bulky you are and stuff.

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brothermanOG 2004 alex

Mike questioned my manliness, hence we are where we are.

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alexOG 2001 brotherman

well, mike goes to the gym a lot less than you, and he probably has as much definition in his arms as you.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder alex

i have more sheer mass then both of you put together, PLUS boobs, so beat me.

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alexOG 2001 rocksupastar

true, when you count boobs, mike is really unbeatable.

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brothermanOG 2004 alex

He'd make a very convincing Sumo wrestler.

B
brothermanOG 2004 alex

well... if I had a tan... maybe you could see it...

A
alexOG 2001 brotherman

see what, your wiener? OOOHHHH!!!

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brothermanOG 2004 alex

You love picking on me... Between you and my psycho children I'm ready to jump off my roof tonight... haha

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder brotherman

i wanna see you guys wrestle

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brothermanOG 2004 thefunkyfresh

I think we need to. He needs to be put in his place.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder brotherman

i dunno... i think he would give u a run for your money

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brothermanOG 2004 thefunkyfresh

Dude I have 60 pounds on him. Unless he is a ninja, he has no chance. haha...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 brotherman

member the tortoise and the hare....lol

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brothermanOG 2004 socalgal

If it's a struggle for brute strength, he can't win. the physics of it are against him.

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brothermanOG 2004 alex

Haha... A few other people called you a runt. LOL!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder brotherman

you guys should measure out your manliness by seeing who can pee the full word "mississippi" in the snow...

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brothermanOG 2004 rocksupastar

That's not manly... cmon.... I think we should fight. haha... Alex wouldn't last 10 seconds against me. ;oP

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alexOG 2001

also, you make shamoo look like a stick figure, sooo...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 alex

haha i thought you said "you make shampoo look like a stick figure" i SO need to go home. lol

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

u prolly went to the same stupid dr. i did!!!!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

no pain, no gain. seriously its hurt me for a long time, bench press was the worst.

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brothermanOG 2004

You totally twisted that statement. What you were doing was not very smart. You should have had it fixed earlier. You're lucky you didn't make it worse. You Kelly boys think you are invincible. Your Dad must have used the "Dodgeball" training course with you and thrown wrenches at your heads as children.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

after i reinjured it last year i went to an orthopedist and he said i could get by without surgery and just rehab it. obviously he was dumb

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

NO YOU ARE!

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brothermanOG 2004

Oh ok. Well you need to beat him.

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ukrainiumOG 2002

Wow that explains all those crappy throws at football, maybe you've been like an injured payton manning all this time, hehehe.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

ha ha ha!!! young buck! i still willed my team to victory even tho tape was the only thing holding my hand on

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

i cant wait to see them again...x...they're old but still perform like they did in the 80's

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brothermanOG 2004

If I downed a 6 pack, I might like them. Haha...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

you IT peeps should try this (forward from a friend): LOL

"I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Randy, the computer guy, to come over. Randy clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.

As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an 'ID ten T' error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but I nonetheless inquired, "An ID ten T Error? What's that, in case I need to fix it again?" Randy grinned. "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?" "No," I replied. "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote it down. I D 1 0 T

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

So I decided to check out this movie that I just heard about for the first time when reading about some girl named Marion Cotillard winning the oscar for best actress - anyway - the movie is fantastico and I cried my eyes out

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

so it was good? i've been dying to see it!!! le rose en vie, right?

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

Hi people, it's Lana. I haven't been on here in SO long! I miss it.

So, how is everyone?

iwz iwz

hey lana, doing well! you?

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

I'm doing good. I just emerged from my newlywed cocoon lol

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

hey sis!

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

Heyyyy, miss you bro.

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brothermanOG 2004

Some mom power washed her kid... geesh... Even I am not evil enough to do that.

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brothermanOG 2004

I'd power wash Alex though. That would bring some satisfaction... oops... did I say that out loud?

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alexOG 2001

no you didn't say it out loud...you typed it.

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brothermanOG 2004

Wow, you are quick.

iwz iwz

in Hackettstown?
in New Jersey?
in the USA?
in Soviet Russia?

in 2008?
in 1998?
in 1976?

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brothermanOG 2004

It happened somewhere in the US this week. Don't know where. Wise guy...

And what's up with my kid being so open with you? haha...

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brothermanOG 2004

I have to push him to talk to the boys his age, but Ian Zabel is just so appealing to him. Must be cuz he knows you have a Wii.

superhero superheroOG 2004

this is the main reason any kids in my hall talk to me instead of just running aroudn like maniacs and jumping off the stage. i do not know where their parents are, but it's the only way i can get them to slow down.

iwz iwz

same thing with Alex and Josh. they always come up and talk to me about video games too.

keith has a wii too! maybe they should go talk to him! haha

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brothermanOG 2004

He actually lets kids play his though. You are a scrooge with yours. Haha... They're hinting for you to share.

theremin thereminOG 2002

HAHAHA

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brothermanOG 2004

You're not allowed to laugh at Ian's jokes.

theremin thereminOG 2002

No one bothered to look at the News story I last posted the URL for (which was a different story then the one I posting a link for below.... ) ...this time I'll include the title so you're more apt to read it

US catholic church paid 615 mln dlrs for abuse cases in 2007
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5iJGuPIThz-KZIr8Us0Fr6by_nVtA

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

so i log on and see NO manliness jabs back and forth between alex and broman.... whats up guys? you kiss and make up?

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brothermanOG 2004

Alex needs to learn his place in the food chain. He's like a wolverine going up against a black bear for a fresh kill. The bear will eventually kill the wolverine, but the wolverine will always attack regardless, it is their nature.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

im assuming you are the bear in this analogy?

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brothermanOG 2004

No... It's your mom....

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

This is how it goes
You'll get angry at yourself
And think you can think of something else
And I'll hear the clanging of the bells
Cause I can't stop you baby

Cause I don't have the bribery in place
No bright shiny surface to my face
So I won't go near the marketplace
With what I'm selling lately
Cause this is how it goes

Cause it's all about drugs, it's all about shame
And whatever they want
Don't tell them your name

This is how it goes
One more failure to connect
With so many how could I object
And you, what on earth did you expect
Well I can't tell you baby
When this is how it goes

Cause it's all about drugs, it's all about shame
And whatever they want, don't tell them your name

So I try to hold on
While you try to let go
You won't tell me it's gone
But baby I'll know

Baby I'll know
Baby I'll know
Baby I'll know

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