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New Poll System a Wild Success

by iwz Nov 29, 2000

Things are going good, and we actually hit 40 votes on our last poll, "Should we have a poll?" Well, it looks like most people said Yes, so we're gonna keep the poll thing up. Just so you know, we...

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Rocking The Vote?

by iwz Nov 30, 2000

Somebody out there trying to rock the vote? Looks like we've got an amazing leap in votes over the past 3 or 4 hours, and they're all for "Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred. Now, this is very...

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Microwave Horror Stories

by absolutmatkelly Dec 1, 2000

One morning a 26 year old man decided to have a cup of instant coffee. He took a cup of water and put it in the microwave to heat it up (something that he had done numerous times before). When the...

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Nothin to Fear

by iwz Dec 1, 2000

Well, well, well. Our most unfortunate hacker has been found out and has given a full confession regarding the "Vote Hack of November." So, thanks to the dedication of many detectives, we now have...

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New Poll Is Up

by iwz Dec 1, 2000

Ok, since we just hit almost 60 votes on our last poll, I decided to retire it. 66% of you guys out there think Too Sexy by Right Said Fred is the best song of all time. Ice Ice baby was a not so...

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A Sad Story With a Happy Ending

by thefunkyfresh Dec 1, 2000

Good Evening. This is the 5th time I have spoken to you from this office, where so many decisions have been made that shaped the history of this fine Web Site. Each time I have done so to discuss...

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For the People, By the People

by iwz Dec 3, 2000

Hey, everybody. I just wanted to let you know that if any of you would like to contribute to eZabel in anyway, I would love it! If you are so inclined as to find an interesting website, or write a...

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The Short Of It

by bozo Dec 4, 2000

So basically, what Ian is trying to say is that he would appreciate large lump sums of money, Donations, if you will. So if you'd like to "contribute to eZabel in anyway..." Send your money (or...

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New Pics, and New Links

by iwz Dec 5, 2000

Just to keep you up to date... there's some new albums in the Pictures section of the site, including some of Tom King's van after he totalled it, as well as Kevin sleeping on the job. I also moved...

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Skaward Bound

by iwz Dec 6, 2000

Katie, it looks like most people like the name Skaward Bound for your radio show. It rounded up about 38% of the votes. Behind that were Katie O. Broke the Radio (23%) and The Katie-O. Show (21%)....

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Cashew

by absolutmatkelly Dec 7, 2000

Ahhh yes. The weekend is approaching and Ian searches for people to be envious of him. Alas, no one cares. He may think he is big time, but he is not. Peoples of the nations join with me in singing...

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UNEMPLOYED!

by thefunkyfresh Dec 7, 2000

Ok folks...today, the sad news arrived. My company, the place of employment where I have toiled frivolessly for the last few months, went out of business today. At the office this morning, my CEO...

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Checkin in from Cancun

by iwz Dec 12, 2000

Yooo, duuuuudes! I figured I would update the site here since they have some Internet access here in Playa Del Carmen (which is about an hour south of Cancun, and next to Cozumel). BG and I are...

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Back on the job

by iwz Dec 18, 2000

Cancun was awesome. BG and I both came home with a nice tan. Well, I actually came home with a bubbled-up-sunburnt nose and forehead. My entire face is gonna peel off any second now. Hopefully,...

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Words from Sten

by iwz Dec 19, 2000

Sten Knusten writes: "a fuggythinhappeg. his wegsighthye ig rate. t. ium rilly echoyoyoynnigit. overoverover. clikright. cliklevo. mmmmmm. pop." Thank you, Sten. You are a man of few words, but you...

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eZabel is declared Surprisingly Boring

by iwz Dec 21, 2000

Welp, that's too bad. In our last poll, most of you said that this site is really boring. I'm going to have to fix that. To start things off, there's a new poll. Vote on it! Also, you should read...

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Snowboarding Kicks In

by iwz Dec 28, 2000

I've been out in Mercer, PA for a few days, and we had the chance to go snowboarding at Seven Springs on Monday. Every year, they have this huge gathering of friends and Witnesses from all over the...

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The Best Band EVER!!

by thefunkyfresh Jan 2, 2001

Ok time for a new poll! On the last poll we found out that summer was the most popular season, with spring and fall a close second. Not too many people voted for vanilla, but suprisingly even fewer...

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Reasons why I will never get married

by newsadder Jan 6, 2001

#10 - I will be able to buy a pillowtop mattress and sleep in luxury if I feel like it. #9 - I will be to get my haircut wherever & spend however much I want to pamper myself to look good. #8 -...

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More vote tampering... sigh

by iwz Jan 6, 2001

I just retired our last poll, Best band of the early 90s/late 80s. Nirvana actually won, because somebody decided to put in ten extra votes for Beastie Boys, and that just ain't fair. So, let's see...