Comments by flomojopoanode

when I was about 3 years old, my sister was a little baby, and my dad would play these tricks on me. He'd have me help with the "aftermath" of a diaper change - in other words, my job was to throw...

also, the world's heaviest as well as longest dog ever recorded was an Old English Mastiff. In 1989, it weighed 343 lbs and was 8 feet 3 inches long from nose to tail. And the worlds tallest dog ...

ahem, the fastest dog, the Greyhound, can reach speeds of up to 41.7 miles per hour

you think you had it bad?! One time I was on this platform 73458 miles above the sea level, I was doing some basic maintenance on an eagle's nest, when all of the sudden a tuba whacked me on the s...

it wasn't so great today.

imagine taking a breathalizer test after some of that beer gum! sheesh, we'd all be in the slammer, without drivers licenses. Field Service would be so hard! First we'd have to walk everywhere, ...

I love snowboarding SO much! I love all the rails at mountain creek, I'm just going NUTS on them! Saturday snowboarding stinks, sorry tpham, Too many beginners, too many people, too annoying. We...

different tastes in what!? Foods?? Fine China? Silk Trading? Moose Heads? Elevator Pancakes? Boll Weavils? TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw this comedian say "so who's single out there?... yeah.... I often think about my future wife, and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me...."

I saw a comedian the other day by the name of Ted Alexandro say..."You know when your friends have dreams, and they think it's the weirdest dream, but it's really just stupid? Like when you friend...

Good Riddance is one of my most favorite bands of all time. They are so great! Their best CD is "The Comprehensive Guide to Modern Rebellion".

I hate that song. But I loooooooooooooooooove youuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! *oh*

I introduced you to NUFAN! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

wasn't this a big "no sports" website? Oh, well.

thanks for bringing that out, Magnum, I totally agree!

who cares (hahahahah) fasdfkljasdfy

I like-a-da-cookies

this is horrible. you know what's dumb, too? Keeg is just "geek" backwards, Krod is just "dork" backwards and Royam is just "mayor" backwards.

frequency is a GREAT movie. and shawshank redemtion is another GREAT movie

but not sure it's gonna work yet.

hey everyone! I think I'm getting dumber just reading all these worthless comments, hahaha hahahah...oh....what was I saying? Oh, yeah, so the second guy ducked! hahahahaha hahah (do you see how...

I think we're off the topic

exactly, ballyhoo, exactly

lol, or talking to their friends about it, or whatever

women don't need them...they release stress in a totally different way