Comments by skaorsk8

haha you guys think you are cooler than you actually are :)

hmmm i think i'd have to get permission from matt for that...

she's married now. relax. go buy a harley.

"where is fiji?" I think Truman always to find it.

you know what ...tia dry cleaned my jacket. RULE!

call and say you know brother brown. and maybe you can get lunch. because the people who have been there longer have more lunch tickets.

oh. wilson. ohhh. i forgot. that show, i realized after watching it 3 times, always had the same plot. tim is funny. tim gets jill mad. tim goes to wilson, and gets advice. screws it all up, when r...

umm dude, it's the kind of thing you have to explain in person. it exposes the core of the dishwashing/kitchen system at its worst.

do you guys remember that day at courtney tinser's house that a bethelite told us the system they use in the kitchen for the serving carts when a tour full of hot girls is coming through?? HYSTERIC...

hmm. does she have an older sister??

ok! submit dates.

hey, let's take up a pool and buy 360. it's like, the cleanest building ever. and also, it's green inside. hey do you guys remember when the society was voted 3rd cleanest kitchen in New York?? Tha...

there is a little TINY seal on the plastic wrap. hard to find. rub it, and it magically opens the bible, video, etc.

you know, there used to be a program to do that. except, i figured out that it was just sending what was in RAM to the hard drive, and then sending it back. so, I guess it was doing SOMETHING, just...

hahah...this is a very good news story. one time i went, and they taught us the CORRECT way to open the packaging for videotapes, books, etc. using that flap in the back that is almost hidden (beca...

you do?? wow. i'm officially scared, now.

shut up that isn't true yo getting married in the kingdom hall is free! you mean, paying for the reception hall. and limos. and tuxes. and sheep. and flowers.

yo i'm so sick of people telling me "i can't come, so-and-so's graduation party is that day"...like anyone would notice if you missed 1 of 47,000 graduation parties this summer...let me clue you in...

i love it when you think i'm funny. even when i make no sense. good times.

what, are you one of the older men who would sit outside the gates and dispell advice? what, you think mike is boaz!?! go somewhere else.

a family re-union where me and cerrato are cuzins! with chicken fried chicken, collard greens, and kool-aid!

no. it's ricky martin. shh.

yes...when you have nothing to contribute, make something up! that should be everyone's motto.

i never do thigns the way i'm supposed to. party on. let's write some more FAQs

yo. listen. why don't you just ride your bike into the city and DIE. ok? and then, when you're done, i have dibs on your jeep.