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you mean ... that didn't get annoying ? wow... i'd totally flip if my woman called me every 2 hours... whew.

on journal Someone is Missing
Aug 20, 2003

this way.. she'll call you up.. saying " dude some guy is stalking me " and you get all angry and say " i'll kill him "... and then 5 hours later you call back and say " done. i killed him." and t...

on journal Someone is Missing
Aug 20, 2003

no. it's only because we love you. but you can try this. call her up .. and when she picks up .. immediately hang up. Do this two more times... and the 4th time.. say..in a deep scary voice " i mi...

on journal Someone is Missing
Aug 20, 2003

thats my secret. ever hear of the sense-loss theory. you know.. lose your sight.. your auditory ones ENHANCE. it's all good.

Aug 20, 2003

and they 40 other people in my room listening to me play gee-tar. i have such an amazing voice. i should marry it.

Aug 20, 2003

you know whats a better venue? MY ROOM !

Aug 20, 2003

coughcoughGHEYcoughcough. haha go do some pushups or something

on journal Someone is Missing
Aug 20, 2003

hey ian.. .how did my comment get here ?

Aug 20, 2003

yea i really put it on so matt would win .. i thought people would be too lazy to choose other.

on poll
Aug 20, 2003

so she's a great person. we covered the personality.. so question is... SHE WASN'T HOT WAS SHE ?

Aug 19, 2003

stef you got nice elbows in that picture

Aug 19, 2003

anyway lets not concentrate on WHO the winner is.. lets concentrate on WHO ISN'T. IAN.

on poll
Aug 19, 2003

hmm.. didn't even think about. haha ! i'm the POLL CHAMPION. not to be confused with the Champion of the Poles. now thats a smart guy.

on poll
Aug 19, 2003

only here to please. haha

on poll
Aug 19, 2003

anyone ever run around neked after a cool night of partying.. and then all of a sudden feel water drops all over you and you think it's raining. but really you're just in a catholic church and peop...

on journal Hackers
Aug 19, 2003

what about sugar plum or pooh bear ?!

Aug 18, 2003

frame me too. comeon

on journal Google Yourself
Aug 18, 2003

and i'm glad you like my humor. not too many people do.

Aug 18, 2003

hey boo. relax.

Aug 18, 2003

you kidding me.. i get "flambayed" everyday. just ask ian how many comments of mine he just shutters even thinking about.

Aug 18, 2003

i was on the toilet.. and mid flush. the flush just stopped. and i didn't know what to do... should i scoop out the rest with my hands.. or leave it for the next person with a little sign that says...

Aug 15, 2003

well i know it might be hard to communicate back to the doll...it may seem that it's just staring at you and not listening. but... just try to tell it. " NO MORE !"

Aug 15, 2003

hmmm now all the comments are missing.. him.. looks like someones on a rampage.

on poll
Aug 15, 2003

ohh man i got censored again. once, shame on me. twice, shame on you. three times, nothing but a bunch of tree hugging hippies

Aug 15, 2003

see if i called someone a fag.. ian would be all over me.. asking if i smoke weed.. and if i'm drunk.. and delete my comment. i dont get it

on poll
Aug 15, 2003

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