Comments by ilikebirds
6,087 totalbut did i mention fishing only wearing pants, a t shirt , a hat, and a string tied around each one of our toes... with a hook and worm on the end of the strings. that way you can lay back on th...
how about just punching you in the face and saying sorry after everytime i do it. i guess thats middle ground. haha... or we can go fishing.
dId you get this underLing message tOo. diVe into vEal and YOU will pee.
diD you get the "underlyIng" mEssage in this sentence?
yea she is. the worst kind of jerk possible
whats with toilet paper coming in little squares? why ? do they really think i'm gonna just use one little square ? come on.. i need at least 12 of those suckas. just make them in increments of 6 ...
yea i have blisters on my fingers. it's nuts. but i'm not sad because i have.... fruit snacks
no, those are mosquitos. birds are the things that have feathers and wake up real early to eat worms. but not all of them , the lazy ones just die a lot.
you should lotion up the crease in front of your elbow and behind your knee too. not that it increases your market value or anything... but just in case they are dry.. you want them moisturized , ...
you hate birds? ....thats why you got into an accident. birds deserve admiration. point is... you're safe. and i have nice ankles.
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yea sure. what the 2 or 3 times you've called me totally hammered asking for directions ? you dont even remember do you ? typical
ok lets replace "tai" with " dan" and "girls" with "chimps"
oh dan you drunkard . alcohol abuse isn't cool man. it's down right amazing.
what i say is.. when in rome do as the romans. ( feel free to use that. just came up with it ) point is... words are inert.
they should make a show where they have a bunch of hot girls walking around... and then have a bunch of ugly guys get them really angry
well isn't every action hero... or human for that matter... AGING.. so really.. this list is beyond imcomplete. nearly and purely idiocy , if you ask me. but good thing no one asked me.
yea you ever sit there... on the toilet having a great time.. and then you wipe.. and you forget to get toilet paper or your hand just slips.. and you get nice smear action all up to your elbow.......
waitt waitt ... like... real marriage?
no.. it's bra . but if you mean ... but the set was good. but to tell you the truth.. i just dont recall...for one reason or another.
yea and the language sucks. i'd rather communicate with clicks and whistles. click click clickety clack
it was shiny and new.
sean connery ? steven segal ? ugh they are horrible.
why are you so anal about people using the reply button ?
monday, wednsday or sunday... fridays and saturdays till like middl of august are bachelor parties and weddings. ugh ugh