Comments by ilikebirds

look at Elin Grindemyr

Do you like airplanes a lot?

comment.

Your breathe stinks.

yea what is this saving people speak about. bills.bills.bills.bills.bills. beer. Aren't you glad I didnt' say orange?

re post!

Ahh i see i see.. interesting. keep me informed. Maybe i'll send you out another laptop.. or take the inverter from one of the burnt out ones sitting around here

OH man what did i miss.. report!

pedicure. and yea i have like 23 toe rings. makes me feel pretty inside. i only wear my toe rings when i wear socks while i'm swimming.

But what IS acceptable to wear is... Boyshort chanties wings lace lingerie and me

yay , laptop sent. hoep you can fix the backlight. but good times to be had. hopefully this router works. dean bring it to work one day.. i'll stop by.. so much closer.

I felt a nudge ease into the nape of my back. I shrugged it off but the pressure increased. I turned around and there it was, an oompa loompa.

See thats how you keep your relationship SPICY. When she's all sad and crying one minute.. then HAPPY and GLEEFULL the next. But it's best to always make her cry. That way she stays with you.

I proposed to my second wife in a much sweeter way. I told my first wife i was going to the beach to find myself.. and peer inside my soul.. but what i was really doing was taking my girlfriend ...

hmm? you think lingerie ( pronounced LINGER- REE) is scary? I CALL SHANNINIGANS!

I personally thing women should always wear miniskirts, a lingerie top, and wings. Like all the time. Fishing, hunting, cooking, delivering mail... whatever. Even eating ice cream they shou...

I prefer my nude stockings more than my fishnet ones. But thats my personal preference when I go to work.

I put my soon to be baby's engagement ring on my pinky finger.. and sucker punched her in the face. it imprinted the ring on her nose so i told her to look into the mirror. She saw the size of the ...

We should go out for ice cream sometime. maybe a full meal.

addictions is too general. there are chemical addictions, physical addictions, mental addictions, poop addictions, and then there are FURRIES

Elin Grindymer. Thats all I have to say. Men do yourself A favor... look it up.

My mom walked in while i confaublated... boy that was embarassing.

yay give me your address.. i'll fed-ex it overnight on the company's sweeet sweet coin.

Wait.. dean. give it to me.. and then I'll give my current BELKIN router to someone else. How's that work. i get a new router, and someone else gets a new one too! apparently my current rout...

Oh yeah. I was too lazy with that. Too much work. I'm talking about other laptops i took from work.