Comments by ilikebirds

that picture doesn't show her true ice cream sandwich hotness.. needs color.. for her tan skin, dark hair, light eyes and cool vanilla taste

who needs pictures.. i'll describe.. imagine .. you're on an island off the cost of britain.. and you're really hungry.. stranded on the island for 54 days... then all of a sudden this Ice C...

RHONA MITRA Scarlett Johanssen Alessandra ambrosio

oh man. i once was playing chess and someone accidently knocked over my pawn piece and said " DIE" oh man.. it was crazy!

Yea loving 2 chicks at the same time.. is .. yes.. yes..

OH MAN THIS IS terrible. i tried to post a message and massage my uncles feet at the same time. But my uncle kept getting up and dancing. you must fix this part! stat.

HEY ! I can't bake an apple pie

why would need axe? a little deodarant and some cologne and you're good.

Yea i can send you one... whats the address again

Aww baby girl dont be a sad panda... I've set up a relief effort and so far it's well on it's way to saving millions. Please direct yourself to the following area: http://www.ezabel.com/com...

and that picture up there makes me want to cry. i mean really sit there and sob and think about my life.

yea but what is so cool and significant about this.. i dont see it. we played with these things for 4 hours a day in my AT classes back in the day.. and ... i create much more complex scheme...

what is that for? no idea what is going on there

thought i'd go ahead and delete that before ... ian does

I once had a girl ask me while we were fishing " Hey you wanna bob for apples "... Funny thing is the girl was my grandmother and she had no teeth. go figure

hello i have her in the poll and no one voted. but me.. anyway.. i think she's the most beautiful person i've eve seen

Invite flyingMOLOsucks out... on a date . lets say ... for cheese nips right.. then as you two are sitting down have ben come out of the bushes naked and start punching Manolo. sounds like a hot d...

umm what if you wear gold earrings or platinum earrings?

No but i once went to see the libert BELL ins Philly and boy did it SUCK

what does ben think about all this sillyness

I wanna see the ones you're looking at . anyway... she's hot no?

what naked? where?!

yea. i think i dated her uglier sister. and well by uglier .. i mean.. anything is uglier than she is.. she's so fine.

yea i'm huge ghey

Too bad lindsay stalks me. And as of current still has a tent on my lawn. while courtney's existentially moment of choice is to love me and my hamster