Comments by ilikebirds
6,087 totalyou didnt make her remove our picture on the nightstand did you ? that was precious
Oh wait.. what? Premature.. oh.. I meant to say " I was an immature baby"
oh man.. you're not a zoolander fan? classic. i love hansel
omg todd.. that was some funny stuff. A+ any zoolander qoute is amazing. hahahahahahahaah i haven't laughed that hard since like a minute ago
I really dont get the fascination with U2. I stopped listening after joshua tree. anyway.. they are garbage.. and everyone who listens to their music is garbage to.. YEA I SAID IT. i'm ...
OH man.. I'm totally dating her now. Sorry bro. I'll take picture of us together.. and you can totally cut out my head.. and put your picture on it.. or cut out her head.. if you're feeling spicy.
Oh man I'm so jealous. You gotta buy me like a carton of the Real Fake gum cigarettes. I'm completely dry and I have no gum patches left either. I like going out to our company ashtray in the...
I think fake gum cigarettes are the coolest
I was a premature baby.
I think i'm waaaay prettier then both
Lets talk about how babies are a joke.. i mean seriously.. they crap their pants?
I used to have babies in my belly Until they got really smelly So i took all this jelly and smeared it on a girl named kelly
look at me look at me i'm so cool and special. obey me. follow me follow me
the rapper? take that take that. toodles
Hot married chicks, are hot.. and married. Discuss