Comments by beachbum

i AM the wheel of time

man, andrew is SO HOT! Did i mention he was HOT! too bad you snagged him first. but that's ok, i can still entice your little brothers to grope my boobies.

i'm not obsessive/complusive about anything. i'm not obsessive/complusive about anything. i'm not obsessive compulsive about anything.

(tall blond @ jimmy's) it's ok guys, keep playing zelda. katie is completely dominating me in uno, and i think i like it.

(haha not anymore) I love alien drag queens w/ epilepsy

i will definitely cry if she even tries to bring up my lactose intolerance, sorry i mean MILK ALLERGY (they are very different you know) b/c it's soooo not funny any more.

that is very gross. very gross. i guess i just can't see it. i want to barf when he kisses guinevere. it's like she's kissing her grandpa.

anyone know where i can get the orange tux like they wore in dumb & dumber? i need it for my convention so i can fit in w/ the ghetto crew b/c otherwise they might not realize that i'm black too (1...

girls scare me v. much. I run to other states to avoid seeing them.

i grind w/ boys. and. pretend. not. to. like. it.

i love hanging out, but as long as i don't have to drive more than 3 min from home.

Don't even THINK you are tough until you've survived a driveby at your school in the bronx like me

i wish thai's mom would marry me. or mike's mom. or anyone.

if you are not a cute girl, please hug me-full contact only.

your a fool. that story didn't even involve me

hahaha man, i thought that just included shots, not mooning/and or stripping. i'm sorry that you are scarred for life.

haha whoa! what were you guys doing that you saw "the forest"?

great, now i really want pb

brian, are you "not afraid to join the attack on the Copernican mother of all truth-destroying sacred cows now masquerading as "science". hahaha. what the heck are they talking about?

well he's got some stuff right about no evolution. but it is absolutely absurd to believe the earth doesn't turn. all other stars have stuff revolving around it. someone needs to send them a tele...

peanut butter and chocolate chips

haha that's insane. like the bible is (supposedly) the only evidence that the earth revolves around the sun. but if he's ALWAYS trying to start arguement w/ nonsensical theories on all different su...

shouldn't you be reading the abbreviated version of The Winter's Tale so i don't have to explain it to you?

i think he's yanking your chain. there is no way he can actually believe this crap. he obviously has nothing intelligent to say so he has to make up nonsense to argue about. next time just say, "yo...

hahaha that always made me upset when i was younger. i hate dresses and i was always afraid i would have to spend eternity wearing one.