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what hall are you in?

May 19, 2004

wow! that is so great. you never know with people-changing circumstances is all it takes sometimes. Jehovah has some very unexpected ways of working things out!

May 19, 2004

hahahahahaha. we've tried the parachuting thing too-off ladders and the deck with umbrellas and sheets. yeah, definitely doesn't work. mary poppins is a scam

May 19, 2004

haha you shouldn't have admitted it wasn't you. i was about to be impressed by your wittiness.

May 19, 2004

if the kids love you so much, why don't the parents just keep you on?

May 11, 2004

there used to be a brother in our hall (not surprisingly he left the truth a while ago) but he would always give off the wall talks like that-but i don't think he meant it to be funny. but we would...

May 11, 2004

to me gorgeous refers only to looks but sexy is has a lot to do w/ the way a person carries themself and their attitude. sexy is an attitude and a state of mind.

May 7, 2004

cool, thanks. i really need a camera. but darn it, they make you sign up for it. what the heck? i don't want to be on their mailing list-i just want the prizes!

Apr 30, 2004

what is today's password?

Apr 30, 2004

when he awoke and got up his insanely tight spandex pants ripped and he realized he was too fat for spandex. he tried to jump back in the water and drown but celia stopped him. so instead he decide...

Apr 30, 2004

mike schiano is the essence of booty

Apr 29, 2004

haha OOOOOR since there is only 2 tix maybe you should get them and you and a friend can come visit US. there are too many of us wanting to go out there.

Apr 23, 2004

bill cracks me up like no one else. i have to mention the time we went camping and at night we took a flashlight and walked thru the woods to the bathhouse to brush our teeth. we heard this and we ...

Apr 23, 2004

i've thought about this before and yes i think i would marry the person. and ALWAYS use condoms

Apr 22, 2004

but the fact is to get pregnant naturally is putting your partner at great risk of getting it too

Apr 22, 2004

whoa, jahanna. when i first saw the title and started reading i was sure you were going to say you were engaged. so, it was a surprise ending for me. haha glad you had good times

Apr 22, 2004

CRAP. if only you had said this two weeks ago. i just booked tix to w. palm. though they were cheap, free is better. man, and i would have a really good story of why i need to go, too.

Apr 21, 2004

you don't understand kids in keansburg. they are such punks. they all need to be run over and taught a lesson. and if i have to be the one to do it, i'm happy to oblige.

on poll
Apr 15, 2004

oh he's there.<b>

on poll
Apr 15, 2004

very badly. and it wasn't a friend who jumped in front of my car. it was some jerky kid who stared me down as he sauntered across the street as i was trying to make a left turn. so i hit him in the...

on poll
Apr 15, 2004

does it count if you hit them on purpose?

on poll
Apr 14, 2004

eeewwwwwwww. seriously, how can you go out in public like that? it's not even like a shallow thing-show some pride in yourself.

in thread Pet Peeves · General Chat
Apr 14, 2004

people who continually complain about a situation, etc but do nothing-not even easy or obvious things, to help themselves out. i have no sympathy for that. oh yeah, and the i agree w/ thatdarngi...

in thread Pet Peeves · General Chat
Apr 14, 2004

guy, you hate the beach...

Apr 8, 2004
Apr 8, 2004

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