Comments by beachbum

that's not what you said when you were tangled up in bill's

yeah that always did astound me and i wondered how the heck he found all the bugs. but i'm sure jehovah was helping him out-i mean him and 7 people built a massive ark w/ no modern day tools. if je...

you have to remember the the WHOLE physical earth wasn't populated yet, it was still fairly close to the beginning of human history. no one spread out THAT far yet. plus it could be likely many peo...

i knew it was true-you are running out of state this weekend to escape your true feeling. don't be afraid of your love. embrace it and be molested.

well i'm feeling nice today since i'm getting out of work early, so you can get my tickles too. a double dose. b/c i know how much you like it.

why trim? stop trying to hold back nature. let the hair flow. maybe you should work on your butt hair next.

oh b/c nowhere else on this site does ANYONE EVER say anything stupid. good thing we now have a thread specifically for it otherwise the stupidity might never flourish.

What lydz said is correct. Jehovah can read anyone's heart (King David said Jehovah knew him in his mother's womb; Jehovah knew Esau would not appreciate his birthright, etc.)and he knows what kind...

:( well his lack of intelligence comments were totally unnecessary. you think he would act a little better than that being a brother. you'll find something better-chin up.

it was a toss up betweent the diner and white castle. we always hit white castle on the way home from swing dancing. those little burgers always SEEM like a good idea at 3am, but it is not so...

i loved parker lewis! i really was sad when that ended

wet tail? what the heck?? and how the heck did they have internal bleeding? what were you doing to those poor things?!

i knew someone who had one. they are nice, and very very good talkers. but they also are very expensive, loud and messy. projectile poopers

as great as a penguin would be (esp on of those little minis from australian-man i want to scoop one up and bring it home) i think parakeets make good pets. they can be affectionate, make little no...

that happened w/ our first 2-Tom & Jerry. only "jerry" turned out to be Geraldina. 10 babies. but in later years my hamsters ALWAYS managed to be able to escape no matter WHAT i put them in so i ke...

hahahahaha-DMX killing and barking. so hysterical. and true

of course it was billy

they are crazy houdini-like escape artists. it's incredible.

lets not even talk about it ALRIGHT

i can tell you what NOT to get-a hamster. they LOOK all cute and cuddly, but they are pure evil under that ball of fluff.

my brother threw a piece of brick in the air and hit my sister on the top of the head and made her bleed. a little while later the idiot threw a tree branch and hit me in the head. no matter-i got ...

i don't think they were hurt, but they were scared to death of my dad coming home and seeing it.

haha yes. hunkpapap informed me of this the first time i met him. i have never heard the song though

jesse, your friends sound sadistic

HAHAHAHAHA! Am I OK? that is so great. my bro and sis also tried sledding down the stairs (which had a sharp turn) in my parents house. naturally the first time they went straight thru the wall. th...