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Jan 1, 2009

Yes, ma'am. Very loosely based on the short story by F. Scott Fitzgerald. Fun fact: The script for Benjamin Button was written 20+ years ago, but film technology at that time wasn't advanced enou...

in thread Musings: I Can Beat Up Everyone RECOVERED · Musings
Jan 1, 2009

it's a seinfeld quote. nah, you're not the shallowest. but you're up there, lol.

in thread Musings: I Can Beat Up Everyone RECOVERED · Musings
Dec 26, 2008

you know, just when I think you're the shallowest person I know, you somehow manage to drain a little bit more out of the pool, lol. go see Button. it's pretty excellent.

in thread Musings: I Can Beat Up Everyone RECOVERED · Musings
Dec 25, 2008

Everyone go see The Curious Case of Benjamin Button immediately.

in thread Musings: I Can Beat Up Everyone RECOVERED · Musings
Dec 25, 2008

enjoy.

in thread Musings: I Can Beat Up Everyone RECOVERED · Musings
Dec 24, 2008

*flame on*

Dec 23, 2008

*lights self on fire*

Dec 23, 2008

i forgot about this one! definitely a classic.

Dec 23, 2008

i just saw the "FYI BRIAN VALENTINE IS MY GURU AND HERO!" that's very flattering, lol

Dec 22, 2008

David Fincher used Final Cut Pro to edit his last film Zodiac. It's SERIOUS. I've toyed with it. It's a little out of my league.

Dec 22, 2008

meh, never had a big ego. once in a while pride will dictate my actions. once in a blue moon. i don't like it.

in thread Dating Advice From the Guys RECOVERED · General Chat
Dec 22, 2008

*shakes head*

in thread Musings: I Can Beat Up Everyone RECOVERED · Musings
Dec 22, 2008

he's calling me fat, lol. i'm 5 inches shorter than you weigh just five pounds less.

in thread Musings: I Can Beat Up Everyone RECOVERED · Musings
Dec 20, 2008

brokencyde... i couldn't help but give them a listen. it's basically if little John produced a screamo band. freaking terrible.

in thread JP's Epic Rant RECOVERED · General Chat
Dec 19, 2008

oh, man! one of the funnier ez/rs photoshop moments.

in thread Musings: I Can Beat Up Everyone RECOVERED · Musings
Dec 19, 2008

looks like fine italian marble.

in thread Musings: I Can Beat Up Everyone RECOVERED · Musings
Dec 19, 2008

actually, i saw alex a couple months ago and he doesn't look that small anymore. he looked about 5'-9"... maybe 170lbs or so.

in thread Musings: I Can Beat Up Everyone RECOVERED · Musings
Dec 19, 2008

clearly, lol

in thread Musings: I Can Beat Up Everyone RECOVERED · Musings
Dec 19, 2008

great song. great abstract visuals. great work. more!

Dec 19, 2008

ha! perfect!

in thread Musings: I Can Beat Up Everyone RECOVERED · Musings
Dec 19, 2008

HAHA, perfect!

in thread Musings: I Can Beat Up Everyone RECOVERED · Musings
Dec 19, 2008

haha, i'm not saying i'm faster than any of you little, thin guys. i'm just saying I'M a pretty good lineman. i defend well and i'm known to sack now and then. it's true that when fat guys get t...

in thread Musings: I Can Beat Up Everyone RECOVERED · Musings
Dec 18, 2008

and if we ever do play together lets hope we're on the same team because i'll definitely try to chop your collarbone in two with my hand, lol

in thread Musings: I Can Beat Up Everyone RECOVERED · Musings
Dec 18, 2008

hahaha, i play line very well. i'm fat, but i'm fast and quite sturdy. nice try.

in thread Musings: I Can Beat Up Everyone RECOVERED · Musings
Dec 18, 2008

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