Comments by fivezero

hip check? chased him with golf carts? LOL

sorry to hear it. mines in the shop too. *weeps*

i endorse this type of behavior.

*lights self on fire*

Burger King to Whopper Virgins: "Oh? Are you untainted by advertising and processed food? Well, he's a taste of our CULTURE OF CREEPING DEATH! EAT ITTT AND SAY THANK YOUUU!"

OH, my the stars really shine in THIS one! george carlin, andy dick, and freddy prinze jr! *lights self on fire*

so is devon sawa.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry... http://www.whoppervirgins.com/

oh, man. i would have paid money to see that.

okay, okay. i shoulda killed that bear i saw and wore his fur. indoors. por nada.

that really cute and all, sure... but i would have liked to see the kid stide out of the forrest clad in knitted puppy pelts, puppy dog skull helmet, and all, puppy ears flappin' in the wind. t...

Jet hits San Diego suburb? What? and Awwwww... http://news.aol.com/article/dog-tries-to-save-other-dog-hit-by-car/271359

i won the internet in a craps game behind a wawa in mahwah. so lucky.

dude, journey is great.

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oops, meant to put this elsewhere. delete!

she's baiting us.

next to halloween, christmas is the most evil holiday ever. makes my skin crawl.

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this is murderously funny. good post.

Hi Cathy

You're all crazy.

The Princess Bride is NOT a classic.

very "healthy"

oh snap