Comments by ophelia

wait, according to that link that was posted in that forum - some girls DO pee standing up..and have actually perfected the skill...do these girls live 20years less than girls who don't

i caught that, lol.... and on another note Wanna fanta, doncha wanna..wanna fanta doncha wanna I love that commercial

yo, i HATE BEER...and..like, i keep on drinking it just to make sure i still don't like it, & to check & see whether it's an acquired taste I just haven't yet acquired.....honey brown's ok..but..it...

haha.....do any of these men survive?...like..they at least give'm an astronaut suit & some space food or something right

oh yeah, well, josh just called me and he doesn't appreciate it

define "They"!!..lol, i haven't the SLIGHTEST clue as to what you're referring to

i meant like, parental relationships in general

There was a recent pole taken amongst NY citizens, asking them to rate their amount of jealousy towards NJ's superior coolness on a scale of 1-10...The average rating was 14

Moral of the story - if you become an astronaut you wont have to sleep on the beach

yeah that seems to be a common one...

G-Sizzle & the Flip Flaps

no you're not because I already bought'm...BACK OFF MIC HOG!

Little did Jack(dan) know, this monkey was really a secret cia operative - on an undercover mission to brainwash the bums of America into becoming an elite team of soldiers, soldiers that the U.S. ...

So funny how fast our life passes by...It seems like only yesterday that 11 year old Jack snuck into one of Celia's ballet classes wearing a tutu - just to embarass her. Man that was funny..Jack st...

wait, wait, you can't just write this thread'n ask everybody this question w/out answering it yourself too

i like running around my hall scaring lil kids w/it

yo - if you become a customer care rep for AT&T wireless, they give you a FREE phone w/FREE service..how insane is that

what theremin hasn't told any of you is that B/O doesn't stand for "Best Offer" at all..it stands for booty olive...just WHAT is, a booty olive?...well....i'm gonna go ahead and let <i>him</i> expl...

yo....have you seen that new 666 magazine??!?!...that front cover is nuts..like..emerging from the water..is this ferocious 6 headed demon-tiger w/these lil beauty pagent lookin crowns on each head...

play picaboo!!!!

no it was definately lindsay..and i this isn't fair!!..SURE, i've jumped on lynz's ezabel sn b4while@her house...and..have even written journals under the the guise of thatdarngirl..BUT, i still do...

P.O.D.?..PAPA ROACH?!.what the heck..like..there's some cool bands in that lineup..but...ick....

EBAY..you can find anything there....hello kitty pencils to hiking boots, it's allll on ebay

why're you getting rid of all' this?

man..imperfection sure did mess up sex didn't it...darn you adam & eve!