Comments by ophelia

mel I don't believe anybody was talking to you

I'm assuming you meant "now"...(SEE!!..I can moderate!!!..& here's the evidence!!..VOTE BRYAN FOR FOOD FORUM PRESIDENT!!..I MEAN MODERATOR!) Paid for by members of the EZABELERS FOR BRYAN campaign

I'm still in awe of this..woah

ey, it's cute...& that's that!..&nevermind my "haha"'s...they're always sneakin' their way in there...haha..(see!!!...pesky haha's..)

AWAY WITH YOU!!..I WILL MODERATE YOU INTO OBLIVION WHEN I BECOME PRESIDENT!!!..I MEAN MODERATOR!!

i'm gonna set up a rendevous...w/you me & fivezero..he will meet you and hate, not you, but himself, for ever even entertaining the thought of disliking you...and he will get on his knees and beg f...

cut, here I come!!...haha..I actually used to work out, everyday, for like almost two years straight..age 15-17....and I didn't really get big, but I did get cuts...but I think I need to go back to...

no no, he doesn't hate <i>you</i>..he hates the image of you that he's created in his head, a totally erroneous, ficticious blonde character...if he knew you I highly doubt he'd anywhere near hate ...

VOTE FOR ME!!! WHY? Well, for starters, in the spirit of food and all things culinary, I will buy all who vote for me ANYTHING off the dollar menue @ McDonalds But, see, that's just incent...

Yo, I need to get big, quick, just found out chicks don't like skinny dudes....This sounds like a good place to fatten up, I'm totally down...we should all go here after manhunt..work up a appetite...

awwww..you're reverse growing...that's so cute..haha

well, allegedly, she like grew 3 inches in a month or somethin crazy like that..she just went to the doctor &, somebody prolly messed up when they were measuring her cause supposedly she's closer t...

oh, yeah, you're right haha....cause you definately got more than two fightin over you, what'st he count up to now, like 8?

hmmm...see, thing about angenline jolie is, we all know who she is..but...ummmm...I dunno, maybe I'm just speaking for myself but, I don't know to much about her...sept she has big lips..& Is cute ...

yeah, but see that was comedy..this right here's real life...something's definately wrong w/a society where men give birth, WOAH..what's next...melody breaking the '5'"5" mark?!?

yooouuu couldn't kill a fly!..let alone a young 147lb whipersnapper such as myself

WHAT THE?!?!?!?!!.....I have no clue how to react to this..EVERYBODY click on this link..you will be intrigued/disturbed/baffled/disgusted..

Dan, I will consume and digest you like a supersize pack of french fries...back up off this

Welcome to the 1st Annual "Put Suckahs In Their Place" Competition Going into halftime, we have MIKE: 1 STARSHIPTROOPER: 0

Fact: 93% of ezabel homocides start w/two guys fighting over a girl

<b>B</b>old <b>R</b>ipped <b>Y</b>'all betta recognize <b>A</b>stronauts are cool <b>N</b>elly sucks

haha..I pull hilldan's everyday.....while pulling ty's...that doesn't like make me gay or anything does it?...I certainly hope not..whole lota girls would be dissapointed..haha..j/k

Yes, I have riden in on my white horse, and have come to ravish the villianous Sir I Like Birds, for his trecherous dealings with you..Stand back, as I engage him in combat..Ah, this shall be an ea...

oh, hunkpapap..haha...ok..

I actually find just about everything he posts funny..just in a VERY VERY peculiar way..but, who am I to call somebody peculiar