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Is it jello from a jello wrestling match with hot chicks in the ring of jello? LOL!

Jul 5, 2007

My list of things to read: Shoprite circular The nutrition label on a can of tuna Directions to build a bookshelf Alex's next attempt to say football is better than baseball I am quite the...

Jul 5, 2007

Haha... Ok... Do you have a crush on him or something? You into old wrinkly guys? LOL!

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Jul 5, 2007

You are my hero JP. Haha... I think if you did a survey in this area, more people would like baseball. The Mets and Yankees rule NY. And the Sox rule Boston.

Jul 5, 2007

Alex ripped me apart in that Haiku forum. That is why I want to beat him. Haha...

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Jul 5, 2007

LOL!

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Jul 5, 2007

With what, his straw-like arms? LOL!

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Jul 5, 2007

I'm going to beat you down Alex.

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Jul 5, 2007

Alex has a fro He mops up my floors Oh what a great fro

Jul 5, 2007

Yeah. He went from being frozen to going into battle. No time to worry about becoming an earth vehicle or whatever.

Jul 5, 2007

Just read an article about a WWI vet. There are only 3 vets from that war left in the US.

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Jul 5, 2007

I never liked the fact that he turned into a pistol in the cartoon. They have to bring Megatron back though.

Jul 5, 2007

Cannolis...drool.....

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Jul 5, 2007

LOL! I'll leave that one alone.

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Jul 5, 2007

Haha.. Ian laughed at us one day at the Hall about how we treat each other.

Jul 5, 2007

Haha... It's like sibling rivalry and we aren't even brothers. I love it!

Jul 5, 2007

I'm fast enough to chase you down and break your neck.

Jul 5, 2007

He runs to first in just over 3 seconds. Distance, 30 yards.

Jul 5, 2007
Jul 5, 2007

I probably can't run it in 10 right now. I'd be hobbling. I never was fast anyway.

Jul 5, 2007

I'm not talking about guys who are in good shape. I'm talking about the guys with huge pot bellies. I watched a guy with one run, and a turtle could run faster than he did. He somehow ended up w...

Jul 5, 2007

LOL!! 1 for 100. That's hardly pro material. Haha...

Jul 5, 2007

How am I ignorant? There's no way a fat guy like that is outrunning me. I could see a guy who is all muscle killing me, but not someone pushing 400 pounds. Football just isn't in the limelight...

Jul 5, 2007

Hitting a spherical object with a cylindrical one is harder than anything in sports. Sorry, the laws of physics disagree with you. Uh, Jose Reyes? Duh! Faster than any guy you can throw at hi...

Jul 5, 2007

A lot of these defensive linemen have guts that stick out a mile. There's no way they run faster than me or you. And that's also what you get when you are on steroids.

Jul 5, 2007

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