Comments by superhero

yeah. so pointless.

it's a short list b/c i don't watch football 1. Art Monk (don't bring down the monk)

natalie portman gets nekid with some random sock hamster. so weird.

i take no responsibility for your issues. let me get you a tissue...for your ISSUE... BWHAAHAHA i kill me

hmmmmmmmm goat chesse

dude tuaqnnock is far for you. it's far for me. too.

whooohooo i got a mention!

you weigh 107? sheesh. mike could almost bench press you, if he was a little stronger.

yes you have. you've been in that position. i've seen it. i've chaperoned you, remember ... ?

since i run faster than you, you make the plan, i'll do the work, i'll split the profit with you 75-25

i still don't think he's straight, so i dunno about that one zabel

i'd ban you right now if i could

dude this sort of thing happened to me when i was the University of Southern Paramus - it's too long to type but eventually i just blocked her. it made it better.

i wake up when sister schiano makes me breakfast!

i think you need to ease up on the tequila in the morning.

hahah we were gonna come ... i mean... miss the chance to see ian dance??? WOW.

i mean...i had girlfriends before we got married...and i still have girlfriends...so i got another one! so what!

why do i think you own the vanilla ice movie?

yo should we go to mike's wedding? i'm having fun playing nba street. yo me too but dude it's mike's wedding! we could be a little late. yeah i know but dude his wedding! how about t...

and when will that be? could you please hurry up. thanks.

mike is as hot as that back to the future oven you guys got in the past year, please estimate - how many times do you think i've cleaned or helped to clean your kitchen? and how many of those ti...

yooooo i'm most likely gonna be at this quickbuild in jersey city on sat, you in??

man ty is so hot. if only i was a woman. and asian.

what, like rent out a small theater?

hmmm no-trans-fat-oreos...hmmmm