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Take her out to an expensive restaurant. Order everything on the menu and say the world is our oyster baby. She orders lots. you eat, drink, have a good time. Then when the bill comes, take a dump ...

Aug 15, 2003

Likes: Farting <p> Dislikes: People who fart.

on journal <b>Things I....</b>
Aug 14, 2003

matt! you are so crazy. i would like to assasinate you. just like a chancellor.

Aug 14, 2003

we exist. just not in real life situations. for instance, we are in care-a-lot with the carebears. we are also in neverland with peter pan.

on journal Conformity
Aug 13, 2003

hahahhahahahhahhaha. i hate you ian.

on journal Conformity
Aug 13, 2003

we shall see. there can be only one......highlander!

on journal Musings?
Aug 13, 2003

hahahah. righto. cheerio. shanghai. shang low.

on poll
Aug 13, 2003

Hahahha. Ian- You are sooooo getting her fired. Hmmmmm. So i'll download kazaa and instant messenger, and oooooooh whats this winamp and oooooooh whats this 56324902394934 kinds of spyware. yeeeeee...

Aug 13, 2003

You just comformed to non-conformity. You just cancelled yourself out. You dont exist. Just like I dont believe bananas exist.

on journal Conformity
Aug 13, 2003

I am job...........

on poll
Aug 13, 2003

hey man....... you alright?

Aug 12, 2003

They aren't looking at anything! Matt just wanted a reason to post a picture of girls in their swimsuits on the home page!!!

Aug 12, 2003

Im so hungry I could eat at Arby's.

on poll
Aug 5, 2003

Me and my friend Myles used to eat so much Taco Bell. It was insane. One time we ate taco bell for lunch and dinner every day for like 3 weeks. I love taco bell. mmmmm taco bell. taco. mmmmm. bell....

on poll
Aug 5, 2003

landspeed? cky?

Aug 5, 2003

most commercials suck! except the credit card commercial where the fat guy is on the treadmill. he runs and then the treadmill stops, he kneals down it slams his head into the bar, goes back and fa...

on journal Shampoo and rodents
Aug 4, 2003

one time i ate a whole asian kid. not much meat though.

Aug 4, 2003

neato ian. i'll try when i get home.

Aug 4, 2003

oh man. that warthog. he'll get whats comin to him. that scallywag!!! arggghhhhh.

on poll
Aug 1, 2003

hahahaa. bling blang badda bah. i like that. i shall name you stitchface.

Aug 1, 2003

kevin doesnt know what subnetting is. dont listen to him. ;)

on poll
Aug 1, 2003

matt is so stupid. he is banned from sosietee

on poll
Aug 1, 2003

hahhaaha. dang that site.

Aug 1, 2003

tobijah is sooooo sessssy!

on picture P3300040.JPG
Aug 1, 2003

bill d. is the best guy around. isnt that right,guy?

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Aug 1, 2003

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