Comments by ophelia

If tuna, is the chicken of the sea...would that therefore make chicken, the tuna of the land?

yeah, courtney, chill w/that...Although I'm an extreme fan of the cooked flesh, I definately prefer that it be fully cooked...ICK...WELL DONE IS THE BEST FOR YOUR TUM..& when you deviate from that...

It's a very long story..You seem to have posted the condensed version here to pasify our shorter attention spans....The real story includes swash-buckling action, damselles in distress, a mime...

MAYO IS THE GOD OF ALL CONDEMENTS!!!!...I could eat it like yogurt!!..BIG SPOON!!..RIGHT outa the jar!!...Ok, that, that is sick....But, yeah, I'm a mayo fan 4 SURE

haha, Cursers Anonymous....I just graduated last month

I had a hard time understanding that, but, I too have an idea for a show....Ever notice how there are NO jamaican sitcoms on T.V.?..The simple fact that there's nothing else on T.V. like it would...

yeah, that's his mom

haha..yeah, and courtney enforces them like a grammar nazi!..she won't let me spell ANYTHING wrong, she has to correct it..lol, j/k...we all have our pet peeves

hahahaha.....is that all you had in thailand for furniture?....haha, I bet dady got the CAMPBELL'S soup can to sit on, being head of the house & all...haha, j/k

Yet another comment you'll get to see FULLY unedited in our first edition of eZabel Gone WILD!!..You won't BELIEVE how borderline deragetory these Witnesses get!...ESPECIALLY after a couple wine...

yeah, I think Giac's got something else in mind here....YOU'RE LOOSING GENTLMAN POINTS GIACMO!!..haha

yeah, mel can spread herself pretty thin..she's like butter.....& ya'll aint nothin but pieces of toast....if you know what I'm saying

if you, were a truck, instead of a Giacmo...you would definately be, a Mack truck

no no, I live in Hackensack, Lindsay lives in Hackettstown....they're pretty far appart

I would, but, alas, I think I've been drained of all my comedy juice for the night...It's time I retire to the upper quarters & lay my head to rest

PLAY USSSS A SONG, YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN!!....hey, he has a song where he mentions Hackensack

I wonder if anybody else picked that up....(oh & a lil side note, could you stop posting excerpts from my autobiography & calling them your stories)

and you can't use periods, EVER

Potato chip sandwich?....I think I've just found what I need to get the plumpness I've always wanted

Word up, I'm gonna try to widen my license plate & put Carnivore-4-Life on it...

Yeah, that's the spirit!!..I like the way you am too!!!....

(Grammar, who needs it)

AH, it seems we've hoodwinked yet another customer w/our super-fine print...Oh, it's there..It's just so small you'd need an electron microscope to read it, the letters are composed of single ink...

well, if you truely love me, I'd like you to prove it by doing the following...prepare me a sandwich, right now..and deliver it to my house...on foot...I'll wait up for you....(bryan loves ya too ya...

YES, in this limited time offer, you will get a bonus video entitled "Dan Let Loose"..You'll get to see Mr. Hill GRIND THE MESS out of the unsuspecting Bryan, the horrified look on Bryan's face says...

haha, why must you all perpetuate this story...it was clarified, at an assembly....it's a complete rumor...that like started out in California(figures)...and by the time it got here it had snowballed...