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ophelia Mar 1, 2004

don't get 3 alarm clocks when you get out of college, just get 3 husbands...train them to wake you up @ a certain time, and, i mean, one of them is bound to come through each morning...i think this...

tinser Mar 1, 2004

hmm, i don't know if i'd be able to find a bed big enough

forrestina Mar 2, 2004

give them each their own bed like the 3 bears

rocksupastar Mar 2, 2004

BAH thats no fun! make it BUNK beds!

tinser Mar 2, 2004

can they make triple bunk beds?

rocksupastar Mar 2, 2004

only in mexico

tinser Mar 2, 2004

haha....oh well, bryan said i get 3 husbands...so we only need a regular bunk bed after all, so one can sleep in my bed.

ophelia Mar 2, 2004

woah..the other husbands would be feelin mighty jealous...having to sleep all by themselves while, meanwhile, below him courtney and husband #2 are all cudlin' & stuff..i feel sorry for the guys......

tinser Mar 2, 2004

oh yeah, definitely...they all take turns...maybe i'll have a point system.

ophelia Mar 2, 2004

haha..they're all gonna be competing for your attention...trying to impress you & stufff... Husband #1: "Hey honey, i can bench press 400lbs!..look!..no hands!!" Husband #2: "Hey sweet cheeks...

tinser tinserOG 2002

oh boy....all three of these husbands have problems. Number 1 is an exagerator, and clearly too concerned with the physical. Number 2, well i love that he did the dishes, but he seems anal retentive in alphabizting magazines, and husband number 3...you better inform him, that i dont even like chick flicks, so he better find somebody else to watch them with.

i think i need a three-way divorce from these guys

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

haha...3 times the child support!..woo hoo!..bahamas vacation!

tinser tinserOG 2002

uh, negative on that...i think they'd probably have a rule that whosever kid it was, only they'd have to pay. no kids though. just lots of husbands

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