man, why can't you guys move to long island...we never have fun like that around here.

why dont you move out here?

haha, db...they live in jerz...don't you live in ny?

he lives on the border. he is a jersey kid. do not be fooled. he goes to a hall in jersey. works in jersey. and hangs out in jersey.

nick i thought you worked in ny??

yo valenti why don't you keep quiet for like TWO SECONDS

what does quiet mean? does this mean you want me to take a nap?

yes. go take a nap. and also, i could use a nice cup of hazlenut flavored coffee. with a dash of non-dairy creamer.

oh you could? yeah i'll get right on that.

thanks. when you're done, do you mind running my shirts over to the cleaners?? and maybe going to ikea for me? because it's SUCH a pain to find a spot there. thanks. you're a doll!