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iwz by iwz · Aug 8, 2006 · 7,158 views · ·

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specialk specialkOG 2003 ·
iwz iwz ·

haha, nice.

i think monster may have stolen this title from me tho

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

You'll always be a hero to me, Ian. :)

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monsterEst. 2006 ·

Crazy talk!

Ian, thank you for that complement, (if it was one I can take it).

BUT to clarify I can only hope, one day, to attain 1/1000th of the sheer volume of knowledge, efficiency and skill of 'THE IAN'.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

did you know that Ian is a quadriplegic and he uses a huge custom keyboard to talk, regulate his vitals, and program ezabel. true story.

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monsterEst. 2006 ·

Then he's should soon regain his title as Google-Guru.... ;-)

http://money.cnn.com/2006/07/21/technology/googlebrain0721.biz2/index.htm

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

whoa coolness!

"Brain-reading technology is improving rapidly. Last year, Sony (Charts) took out a patent on a game system that beams data directly into the mind without implants. It uses a pulsed ultrasonic signal that induces sensory experiences such as smells, sounds and images."

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rocksupastarFounder ·

omg... you are all boring me

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rocksupastarFounder ·

I wanna be Chris Cornell

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Kind of cute thing happened yesterday after my meeting.

I was saying hi to this really sweet lil' pioneer sister who's a few years younger. So she asks whether she could ask me something about this couple (she doesn't know them really and I barely know half of the pair).

She was trying in the nicest way to describe this sister and had the most confused/disturbed look on her face.

In the end it amounted to the fact that the sister she was trying to describe has very masculine features. Naturally, nobody wants to come on out and say "Oh yeah the sister What's Hisface is seeing... the one that looks like a man."

It's like she was feeling bad for thinking it and I felt bad for having to agree. It was cute kind of awkward but, still funny. =/

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

Im so bitter i'm going to be out of town when this is going on!!! UGH

http://www.kroq.com/

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rocksupastarFounder ·

like, so omg... some MENZ... do you guys have a hard time taking compliments? Like i TOTALLY dont know how to handle it when the other boyz tell me I have a rock hard butt or amazing steely bronze arms. I am like, SO weird... gnarly... rad.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

ok calm down paris. dont you have a tanning bed waiting for you or something?

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rocksupastarFounder ·

I dont need a tanning bed, i am naturally perfect and tanned and muscular. I came outta my mommy CLOSE to perfect... and every day... i just become... better.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

whatever pasty hilton.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

I think I did tell you that you looked nice this ONE time ( striped shirt, very slimming ) you got all weird and blushy =P

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rocksupastarFounder ·

hahaha, shutup.... THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SARCASTIC AND YOU RUUUINED ITTTTTT

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

awww pasty hilton gets embarrassed?? WOW

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rocksupastarFounder ·

listen up taco bell... just cause im tanner then you doenst mean you gotta man up

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

you are NOT tanner than me. give it up pasty....

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rocksupastarFounder ·

i go to the nude beaches, i have no tan lines. I win. NEEEEEEEEEEEXT

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

um i think had your pastyness shown up nekkid on the beach you would've contaminated the water and been arrested....SO NEXT YOU FOOL!

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

AHHHHH *kicks feet in air*

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rocksupastarFounder ·

nah people just started taking pics and signing my butt....

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

I applied for a place in Independence. Hopefully it goes through.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

so how well do you guys take compliments? like i dont take comliments well. Like i feel really weird when someone compliments me. Like i'll just utter a "thanks" and change the subject...its just weird to me

iwz iwz ·

You're a real gem, socalgal. You're very generous, and you have great style!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

uh...ok. LOL *jk*

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

not well at all! this weekend i was out with friends-a bro and sis and the girl's bf. we're all real close. anyway i walked out of a store and the girl says "forreste you're so pretty. your hair is awesome. right babe?" then her bf says "she's beautiful. great hair." THEN the brother says "yes very beautiful. and that hair is amazing." i turned cherry red and pulled my head into my sweatshirt like a turtle. it was so embarassing!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

awww see, thats the way i feel...and it's worse when others start in with the orginal person who complimented you. you feel like you're on display. LOL

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rocksupastarFounder ·

you're hot

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

you're not.

mandie mandieOG 2001 ·

I'm absolutely horrible at taking compliments...i turn beet red and change the subject as quickly as possible.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

you're hot

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rocksupastarFounder ·

um... lets be honest... who would compliment you anyways?

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

oh shush, your a lame chick that fishes for compliments.

reaf reafOG 2002 ·

I do the same thing, haha I change the subject and look away. Or say soemthing just really ridiculous to make some kind of joke. I don't take compliments to well in person.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

thank goodness i'm not the only one who feels this way.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

you're hot

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

i think the only girls that take compliments WELL are the Paris Hilton types that love themselves a little too much

although it would be nice if more girls "loved themselves" enough to know that they are beautiful and wonderful and deserve compliments and take them with a bow

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rocksupastarFounder ·

you're hot

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 informative ·

HAHAHAHAH you're lame!

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rocksupastarFounder ·

you're hot

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

I'm continuously reprimanded for not taking compliments well.
It's very hard for me to just say "thank you". It's as though in the back of my mind I think the person that has just paid me the compliment is waiting to take it back like "SIIIIIIKE, I lied!", it might sound funny but, this is how the wheels turn.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i take 'em well. i have a pretty level head.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

different strokes 4 different folks =)

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

whatchoo you talkin'bout, livy?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

You're so hot right now.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Hmmmm imageshack is acting suspect =(
is there another image host site that you don't have to register for???

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 funny ·
forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

i have nothing nice to say so i will say nothing at all.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

OH MY GAWD! HORRIBLE!!!! seriously is he deaf? can he not hear how bad he is?

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

ya know, i used to think dane cook was pretty cute....but now...isnt he looking a little too much like ben affleck??

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

his association with J.Simp is making me get sicker and sicker of him

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

yeah he's looking pretty tore up.

deanh77 deanh77Founder ·

... from the floor up.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

and the worst part of this clip is the ending. Jessica saying "THATS THE SHOWWW" sounds like a cat dying

why is she famous

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

wow he sucks so bad.

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Um, so THIS is what I found outside my house this evening when I came home. Just sitting there, on the back wall by my patio....looking at me....gross.

http://www.everythingabout.net/articles/biology/animals/arthropods/arachnids/tailless_whipscorpion/tailless_whipscorpion.jpg

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Oh, and it was HUUUUUUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

And this is what we killed on my patio earlier today.....

http://bugguide.net/images/cache/9ZXLVZMLPZPHDH8HTHMHCHIHPZRLEZMHGZXLVZKL1HRLAHRL4ZQLPZ5LUZPHYH9HCH9HHR9HRR5LJHXLWZ8LVZEH.jpg

iwz iwz ·

oh my goodness. get out of that place, STAT

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Yeah.....those are nasty. My father in law came over yesterday and sprayed some serious bug killer around the outside of the house, and it's also a scorpion killer too. That's why we found those gross creatures....they were trying to escape the poison.

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monsterEst. 2006 ·

Bug killer, pish-posh you need to call in the TROOPERS!!

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Yeah seriously...this thing was HUUUUUGE!!!

My father in law's bug spray is pretty strong though. Normally, when pest control companies make a batch of spray, they dilute it with about 5 gallons of water. My father in law dilutes his with about one quart....so it's pretty deadly. About 30 minutes after he sprayed, we went outside and there were bugs coming out onto the patio, flopping around dying, some already dead on their backs. Pretty crazy.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

With that potency, it probably deforms people too. hehe...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

EWWW EWWW EWWWWWWWWWWWWW....i would've freaked. so it was a scorpian?

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

The black thing is a tailess whip scorpion....in the scorpion family, but completely harmless, no stingers. They hunt bugs. Of course, I found this out AFTER I shrieked and made Adam kill it.

mandie mandieOG 2001 ·

ewww, thats so sick. do you check your shoes before you put them on?!?!!

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Yeah.....I flip them upside down and smack them together to tap them out....scorpions like to hide in shoes.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

and you want ME to come out there?! This talk of the creepy crawlies has got to stop. My imagination is a little too good sometimes. I hope you don't find any bugs that look JUST LIKE ET, because then you can count on me NEVER coming. lol.

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Hahaha....no bugs like that, hahaha. Hey, aside from the freakish bugs, we have some AWESOME wildlife....I have TONS of rabbits and quail in my backyard every morning....lots of birdies too. Saw a roadrunner the other day. Mostly, the creepy crawlies avoid you, if you avoid them. The worst ones are in the uber-desert part of the area, where people don't venture into anyways. :)

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ·

work on saturday sucks....work on saturday with a fever, sucks even more :(

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

least you work inside, think of us poor folks who work outside when sick, so neiner neiner!

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

uGAH its saturday, and time for work

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

juicy or mikey (or any angelina fan)

www.sjk.com

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monsterEst. 2006 ·

she seems to have... 'man-toes'

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

i like these, but in some of them she is overly photoshopped, her face is like unrecognizable. too much in some of them, and she does NOT need it heh

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

so we havethis mouse problem here in the office. it's funny because it'll be kinda quiet then you'll hear one of the girls scream....then they try to catch it...no luck, then it gets quiet again then you hear the screams again. LOL im just praying it does not come near me!! lol

iwz iwz ·

lol that's awesome. name it THAI

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

ill see if we can get a pic of it. LOL one of the girls was typing and it ran right across her keyboard. a few moments before it ran across someones foot.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

please please don't let them get one of those glue traps

i heard the most awful story about someone finding a dead mouse in one of those, along with liek a hundred little dead baby mice

saddest thing ever

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

i think they're trying to catch it to release it out in the wild (the palm trees across the street)

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

aw i miss cali

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

uh you have to bring it a mile away or it will be right back where it was. Thats what my glue trap box says. I catch them myself. I live for the hunt...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

fiaso fiasco
25$ surcharge per day to rent a car since i'm only 24.
Probably cheaper just for pickup /drop off limo service huh..

iwz iwz ·

ack, that sucks dude. how much is a limo?

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monsterEst. 2006 ·
web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

Do you have AAA? Sometimes you can work with an agent there to rent without surcharge if you're under 25.

yay yayOG 2004 ·

there was a day when you couldnt' even rent a car under 25

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Where are you going that you need to rent a car? And you're only 24? Why did I think you were older than me?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

thats because you're sexier than i am

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rocksupastarFounder ·

anybody wanna get me some chinese buffet!??!?!

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monsterEst. 2006 ·

dude... c'mon a whole buffet, that can't be good for you... maybe try cutting down on you portions.. like try to leave something left on the buffet to start.. :P

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monsterEst. 2006 ·

FANCYFACE, O' FANCYFACE where forth art thou fancyface?

email me at my user name @mac.com.. who art thou? reveal thyself!

c'mon do it, MAN UP! :-)

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rocksupastarFounder ·

you guys are all boring me....BORING... no drama or anything today... pathetic

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monsterEst. 2006 ·

WHAT are you talking about... we had a near PREGGOS scare!

Plus, I don't know about others... but I am too busy searching to be too a much of a rabble-rouser. BTW isn't that your job? SLACKER!

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

I'm trying to get motivated to finish cleaning my house....ugh.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

So this attorney totally just yelled at me.

Rant On:

Since I was told by the office manager that I'm "not enough of a team player", I volunteered to be on the committee that is planning our firm picnic. No big deal, right? So I designed the invitations and had everyone in the office RSVP to me, and I was keeping a spreadsheet of the totals. I recieved the last RSVP yesterday, so I sent an email to everyone else on the committe with my total numbers:

"Total attending: 80
Total small children: 11
Total teen children: 7
Total adults: 69"

I broke it down like that for the caterer, because obviously we're not going to pay the same amount for little kids as for teens and adults. Now, I know that 11+7+69 does not equal 80, but I tried to explain to this one attorney that the "7" is included in the 69, because teens will eat as adults do. So 69+11=80. He says, "I'm looking at those numbers, and I see the total being 88, your 11 plus 7 plus 69." I said again that the 7 was included in the 69 and that he wasn't thinking about the addition correctly, and he freaked out. He said 'I don't need your lip, I'm just telling you what I see. I'm sure I do have the numbers wrong because obviously I'm not as smart as you.' and walked away.

Now, I'll admit that my figures are slighly confusing, and I listed them that way really only for my reference when speaking to the caterer, because I wanted to be able to give them the specific ages of everyone attending. But after I said that the 7 was counted in 69, I thought it would become clearer. I certainly didn't think I deserved to be yelled at like that.

So I spoke with another attorney here and told her the whole story and she agreed that I should just speak with the office manager and tell her I'd like to quit my "post" on the committee. It's just not worth it.

Rant Off.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Beat him! LOL!

iwz iwz ·

you're going to quit the committee over that? as mike would say, MAN UP

it's just a minor misunderstanding. let it go.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

The whole thing has been nothing but stress for me and it's absolutely not worth it. I don't need to be yelled at for anything.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Yeah unfortunately anywhere you go there will be some idiots.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

i think you need to change jobs or something. you're always angry or annoyed where you're at. its not healthy.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

It's funny, the attorneys I actually work for are fantastic, it's just the stupid secretaries and other attorneys. That's why I want to quit that committee; I'm not going to deal with stress that's not even a part of my actual job.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

that was confusing.
but no need to quit

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

Do you think it's unreasonable to quit the commmittee?

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

i think it is. you shouldnt let one little thing make you quit.

iwz iwz ·

Look at it from the others' perspective. You're on the committee, helping out. You send out a semi-confusing email, and one guy misunderstands and you have a spat with him. You quit the committee. (unless there's more to it than that)

It could seem a little unprofessional or not very pro-team to them.

iwz iwz ·

In other words, be the bigger person

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

Very true. Maybe I'll still talk to the office manager and tell her the whole story, then ask her what she would think about me quitting. Because the other attorney I spoke with said the mean attorney kind of has a reputation for going off like that, so she said everyone would think I was justified in quitting. I just don't like being yelled at, ya know?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

don't let her make the decision for you.
DO YOU.

if you're 100% completely hating the position on the commitee.. then by all means quit.

But if you're only hating it because of that 1 incident.. Don't quit.

My father once told me... " James, one day you're going to find out that pants aren't the best thing on earth... "

I'll never forget that . neither should you. really

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

hahaha - thanks. The whole thing has been an uphill battle. I'm just interested in the manager's opinion of the attorney. I also think that if I get her thoughts it'll make her feel like I'm asking her advice, which I know she likes.

mandie mandieOG 2001 ·

Are you only wearing the minimum required flare? HaHa. Love that movie. Sounds like those people suck. I would try not to worry to much about it if i were you.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Yes, it is a classic.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

I had just the oppisite reaction on Wednesday. I got asked by one of the higher ups to help plan a farewell to a really sweet intern that spent the summer with us.
I made it a suprise, I I emailed the invitation secretly and reserved the conference room...layed out the table gathered everyone together.

Everyone really appreciated it =)
I'm still getting thank you's...I feel for ya babe 'cause yours took a lot more effort and this dude should have been a lot more respectful/appreciative.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

I luv how I keep misspelling the most simple words.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

Well, I spoke with the office manager. She said the attorney had already spoken to her about my snideness (no surprise there) but she was patient in listening to my side. I admitted that I did lose my cool and spoke more harshly than normal. Her suggestion was that I send an email to the attorney apologizing. I'm sure eventually I will do that, but I hate being the bigger person when this guy is nearly 60 and can't act like an adult. The office manager confirmed that he is in fact a jerk to everyone, and she's not surprised he freaked out because he's done it to her a number of times. She said she would hate to see me quit the picnic planning because she thinks I've been doing a good job. Whatever. Turn the other cheek, I guess.

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

I am so exhausted. Tyler has had a nasty sinus infection for the last couple of days, and the past two nights he has literally been up for hours in the middle of the night, couching and hacking. I wish the medicine would kick in soon. The bags under my eyes are bad enough, but now I feel like the lack of sleep is making me get sick.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

That stinks.
My kids wouldn't go to sleep last night. They were wired. Then my Dad woke me up in the middle of the night because some animal was knocking over our garbage cans. He thought it was a bear.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

UGH i have the same thing! poor tyler! i havent been able to sleep due to the headaches. so annoying.

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Yeah....I know it's part of my job as a mom, but there is nothing worse than being sound asleep, then woken up at 3am to hear your child hacking up a lung and yelling for you. So sad....and so not cool for the bags under my eyes. I shouldn't call them bags....they are my "Pradas", that's how bad they are, hahahah.
Sad thing is, he's fine during the day, barely coughs at all...just at night...in the middle of the night....:(

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

I hope Adam takes shifts. hehe... Try putting the vicks vapor rub on his chest.

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Adam takes the sleeping shift, hahaha. I hopw he's not like this with baby #2, hahaha.

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monsterEst. 2006 ·

!?!?!??!?! Wha?

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

WHEN we have baby #2, hahaha.

M
monsterEst. 2006 ·

O, ok, :-(

I was looking forward to the go-karts.

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monsterEst. 2006 ·

Ok, I am leaving for work.... but I totally want an explanation... was that an anoucnement? Are 'we' going go-karting with Adam & Tyler during the shower? Inquiring minds want to know? you have like 20 min before I am back up! :D

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Heck no....hahaha, I mean, we want one eventually, and sooner rather than later, but oh my word if I were preggos right now....oh my. First thing's first....we both need job-a-roonies.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

OMG, I would require so much me and baby time *SQUEEL* I'd be like "Yes, technically this is Kiersten's belly fruit but you'll have to pry this baby from my cold dead fingers." LOL I swear, please try to have a girl =)

specialk specialkOG 2003 · originalsnob

You gonna fly out to AZ when I have one? Hahaha. As much as I'd like a girl, part of me thinks I'm a "boy" kind of mom....like I would do a better job with boys than girls. I dunno....

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 · specialk

I know =( I remember you saying this RATZ!
But maybe...just maybe, you'd be an AMAZING mom no matter what =P
Chew on THAT suka =P

specialk specialkOG 2003 · originalsnob

Aw, thanks sweetie! Don't get me wrong....I do want a girlie girl....I just worry she'd turn out like me, hahaha!

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monsterEst. 2006 · specialk

I was thinking about this... twin girls would be best! So you could always have one and have a spare! Plus you could name one, and then, WE (ezabel) could name the other one, maybe in a poll!(cuz you wouldn't want matchy-matchy names, and this way for sure you wouldn't!)

specialk specialkOG 2003 · monster

Hahaha...oh wow....so....I just won't be telling you guys EVER, when I get pregnant, hahaha.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

i know and you're a good mommy. have you taken him to the dr?

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Yeah, we took him yesterday. She put him on amoxicillin (the yummy pink kind!!!), plus a cough syrup, plus 2 different nasal sprays. Poor kid....hopefully it kicks in soon.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Maybe some 'Sleepy Time' tea would help him doze off if the meds aren't kicking in fast enough, then by the time they do kick in he'll already be sleep =/

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Maybe some of that would help me, hahaha.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

awww poor baby! i do hope he feels better and you get some rest too!! give him a hug for me k?

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

I will.....hopefully this doesn't last long for him. :)

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

usually they dont. mine last a bit longer here cause of the smog adn bad air but where you're at it's pretty fresh, right?

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Yeah, it is SO clear and fresh here. My big concern is asthma....he had a form of viral asthma when he was one and a half, but he grew out of it. The doctor was concerned about the cough spreading deeper into his lungs, and if at that point he'd need to have an inhaler....oh boy, I hope this goes away.

iwz iwz ·

Okay, I want you guys to test something out for me. I've been working on getting this going for a WHILE now, and I think I've finally gotten it to the point where it's ready to be tested a bit.

/search

Right now you can search either News, Journals, and Forums, OR Comments. Give it a try and tell me how it works. If you find any weird things happening, or get any Application or Rails Errors, please let me know what you searched for.

Thanks!

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Seems to work nicely.

iwz iwz ·

bump!

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monsterEst. 2006 ·

Feature Requests:
Sort results, by date, user, and thread.
Bugs:
Are some threads archived? I vainly googled monster, me & charlize(sp?), good times, good times. The number one hit…April 29 2002 doesn’t seem to come up in fact most of the ‘Topics’ don’t link to them.

iwz iwz ·

wow, you posted an entire html page into a comment. impressive. i had to strip some of the html out cause it was screwing stuff up.

it should be searching all available comments and topics, nothing is archived. are you expecting to see something come up that isn't?

and you're right it looks like the links to forum threads are broken right now. i'll fix that. thanks!

M
monsterEst. 2006 ·

sorry my bad.. :-)

hey, BTW do you have another stats type page? like the one referenced here?

iwz Envelope 01/03/2004 09:47PM (#11) New [Reply]

#10,

yeah usage dropped off big time around the holidays

/cgi-bin/awstats.pl?month=12&year=2003&output=main&config=ezabel&framename=index

iwz iwz ·

i do have a stats page, but it's password protected now.

but, since i'm such a nice guy, i saved last month's report as HTML and uploaded it here for you /files/awstats/

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monsterEst. 2006 ·

gameboy you're great!

M
monsterEst. 2006 ·

Bummer though, I wanted to see if I could figure where the lurkers were from.. like just for kicks... am I the only Canadian? The list of hosts? Does it give any indication of the states? Oooh Data Mining... a statistician's dream.

But thanks anyways! :-)

M
monsterEst. 2006 ·

Sorry, should learn to scroll, :D

Hmm... now to make sense of it all..

M
monsterEst. 2006 ·

Oh, Gameboy, hide it hide it!!! I owe you some serious coin for bandwith... AAAHHHHAAA I have no life!!!!

iwz iwz ·

fixed some of the links in the search results. hopefully that's working better now.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

For me it worked with the topic button selected but, not the other like seperate phrase search it went tothat Rails Error page.

iwz iwz ·

what did you search for that gave an error?

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

What the heck were you doing to the site Ian?

iwz iwz ·

giving it a nice massage

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Does that translate into me getting a back massage from a hot sister? LOL!

iwz iwz ·

M-M-M-M-MORNING!!!

yay yayOG 2004 ·

M-M-M-M-M-YOUR GHEY!!!!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

you know what's delicious? Red Bull. And it looks like beer when poured into a tall glass. This is the first time i'm drinking Red Bull not from the can. It's weird!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

ever drink it from a glass with crushed ice and citrus grey goose? delish.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

Cee-Lo - Closet Freak
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gQAHMj2qFxE
Hilarious Sexy Eccentric Southern Gospel Funk
the video is pretty neat to look at too

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

oh, all the crying?

iwz iwz ·

yeah. i didn't get all the crying. i must have missed something in either the lyrics or the video

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

nahhh, it's just art. think of it as a david lynch film. it means something, but they aren't really bothered with YOU getting it.

the guitar is almost sounds like it's crying. it's a mood piece, more than anything.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

This is the first Muse song I've ever heard back in 99.
Muscle Museum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BuaMHjQgSw

iwz iwz ·

cool song. i didn't know muse had been around that long.

also, i am sad now

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

why sad?

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

yo guys what's up from the PGA Championship ... this place is very busy but not as busy as the US Open ... and the internet works wonderfully

iwz iwz ·

where is that?

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

outside Chicago. It's lovely here. I may go buy a nice shirt for myself. hah.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

Mike,
if you were a real man you'd make me happy and put more Angelina jolie pictures up

R
rocksupastarFounder ·

gameboy wont let meeeee

iwz iwz ·
beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

ugh, is it time for bed yet? started cooking for the pioneer school at 6:30 this morning, dropped off the food and went to work. I went in b/c I knew we had a camp coming and they needed help. i hate big groups but whatever, no big deal. I get there and there are a few people hanging out and i say hi but they give me a strange look. more people show up and they have this certain look to them, some are walking funny even. then i spot about 3 or 4 people with down syndrome and it dawns on me-it's the physically & mentally handicapped camp. i knew i was in for a very long morning. they were funny, but i'm as exhausted as i would have been if i took 5 normal trips down the river (they can't really paddle which means I have to haul butt or end up on rocks or in the hudson). moral of the story: know exactly what you are volunteering to do.

R
rocksupastarFounder ·

did i do better then them?

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

um, not really.

iwz iwz ·

OWNED

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

HAHAHAHA awww did mikey use his little helmet river rafting too?

R
rocksupastarFounder ·

i was the one that held the whole raft on the river... janine wussed out and jumped ship and i had to command the crew. Yes, i paddled long and hard... i had to use janine as a paddle... I saved everyone from a certain death!

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

as i recall, I had to pull YOU back into the raft, muscles.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

i bet he was screaming like a girl too huh?

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

of course. i was just going to leave him to swim the rapids b/c i couldn't take the shrill piercing cries anymore, but i decided i couldn't do that to katie.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

but i got to yell at you more, so that was fun.

B
brothermanOG 2004 ·

what a boring day...Can I go home?

coreyfeldman coreyfeldmanOG 2003 ·

sure, i'm leaving work now, I think everyone should.

yay yayOG 2004 ·

I'm selling a 5 string ibanez bass on ebay if anyone is interested

M
monsterEst. 2006 ·

item #? is it listed yet?

M
monsterEst. 2006 ·

Aha! Didn't show up for me... :-(

cuz i am a foreigner

yay yayOG 2004 ·

canada? yeah i only got it listed for U.S.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

Duuude, Chris! I need a 5 string, and I already love my 4 string Ibanez Sound Gear (which is what you're selling.) It looks like it's a Sound Gear 405. I have a Sound Gear 800 (special edition).

Look, if it doesn't sell, let me know what you want for it, and I'll see if it's a possibility for me. I'm not really "in the money". I gotta see if I can afford it. But I could set aside some $, cause I've been wanting a 5 string for a while.

PM me if you wish

iwz iwz ·

haha MORE BASSES

NERD TEST PEOPLE!!!

DS Lite w/New Super Mario Bros and more

OR

5 string bass

OR

GROCERIES

OR

CASH

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

hey, I only have a customized fretless, a 4 string accoustic, and my 4 string electric!

yay yayOG 2004 ·

Yeah you definitely need a 5 string for that collection

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

I know, right?

iwz iwz ·

so if you had to choose.. which one would you pick

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

I love my electric 4 string the best, VERY closely followed by the accoustic.

a 5 string would be hot. If he sells it, maybe I can just eventually buy a $5k one someday.

yay yayOG 2004 ·

Ah man I wish I'd known, it already met reserve price so I guess I'm kind of committed at this point, but I'll let ya know

yay yayOG 2004 ·

Haha mike you funny guy dude, truly dedicated jolie lover

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

haha i read what you posted as "funny gay dude" LOL

yay yayOG 2004 ·

still works either way right

R
rocksupastarFounder ·

yep... im the man now dog

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

hmm it looks like it's nice out today

i feel like i haven't been outside all week, but I have, just not for very long, haha

my mosquito bites from yesterday have turned into huge welts, oh fun!

um what else is up peoplez?

I hate it when my cd burner doesn't burn correctly and cd's go to waste.Now i have to go out and get more cd's..

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

ADAM has returned, que mas hermano????

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

que mas??

M
monsterEst. 2006 ·

West Coast Adam! He hasn't even logged on since June, shocking?!? What ya bin doing?

M
monsterEst. 2006 ·

And, like a whisper... r-o-s-e-b-u-d... he was gone

M
monsterEst. 2006 ·

bump

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Colombian slang Big G, it's like Que tiene de nuevo? =p

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

man i barely get the mexican slang...lol

R
rocksupastarFounder ·

last night, i had a dream, that went to disneyland. We went on all the rides, didnt have to wait in line... took you to my house and we stared at the stars.

R
rocksupastarFounder ·

the man is keeping me down... ghey ghey

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

this sounds so familiar, oh yes this is the sound you make right before a BAN

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

he is ghey isn't he. what a ghey

R
rocksupastarFounder ·

YOU CANT HOLD ME BACK!

iwz iwz ·

i'm telling your dad

R
rocksupastarFounder ·

im telling your wife....

R
rocksupastarFounder ·

i can go for HOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURS

R
rocksupastarFounder ·

iwz iwz ·

ok ok that's enough hot pictures for one day

M
monsterEst. 2006 ·

This might work... MJ's Bottom

B
brothermanOG 2004 ·

hahahahahaha......

R
rocksupastarFounder ·

now... THATS hot

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Ha ha I could totally imagine you wiping the sweat from your brow and loosening your tie

M
monsterEst. 2006 ·

Don't be so mean!

Hyperhidrosis is a medical condition, so what if gameboy has an extreme case... we have to love him, but not necessarily touch him, eww, that would be gross.

iwz iwz ·

lol i do not have hyperhidrosis, that sounds like no fun.

i just sometimes sweat when i give a talk. it's because of the stress! i swear!!

M
monsterEst. 2006 ·

I guess i should have used some emoticons to show that I was being cheeky. Cuz if you did have it, that would be horrible!

iwz iwz ·

lol i do not have hyperhidrosis, that sounds like no fun.

i just sometimes sweat when i give a talk. it's because of the stress! i swear!!

R
rocksupastarFounder ·

B
brothermanOG 2004 ·

You might as well be posting porn. ahahahaha... Ban him!! hahaha....

R
rocksupastarFounder ·

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

she's so gorgeous!!!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

so.. did you guys see.. Jessica Biel all of a sudden has a J-Lo booty?

R
rocksupastarFounder ·

pics + divx.....por favor

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

eh it's all over the place... i don't want to link any sites on here

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

lol okay here's one, so people don't have to go to any 'bad' sites

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/KamHarrisPhoto/booooty.jpg

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

HMMMM it looks like she's standing weird....like she's sticking the booty out on purpose...i thought she's always had a booty but this is just weird.

M
monsterEst. 2006 ·
ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

77.8%

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

hey durden whatcha doing today

oh i dont know.. lets play some golf.

HOORAY GOLF.

Biel has definately had a nose job... did you see her nose?
i ain't mad at her

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

lol

yeah who cares she looks good

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

yea .. it's G-L-O-R-I-O-U-S

i'm in heaven

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

it's so weird like how did this happen?!! i think it's the dress that makes it look that way. Those recent beach pics of her in a bikini it looks the same, only there is not a big white dress draped over it to make it look even more j-lo

she has been famous for like a decade and now, THIS WEEK is when she became FAMOUS

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

I try not to think about it too much.

All i know is what i see

and what i see .. I LIKEY

she does a lot of sQUATS

HOORAY SQUATS

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

she's got nothin on the jlo booty. maybe she got implants?

R
rocksupastarFounder ·

so ian... i am starting to like the news story thing showing the newer journals and threads... very good idea...

iwz iwz ·

The homepage, you mean? Yeah, it really lets you know that the site isn't dead hahah

R
rocksupastarFounder ·

must you ALWAYS correct the way i phrase things... im gonna just start posting angelina pics if you dont stop!!!!

B
brothermanOG 2004 ·

Just make sure she's in a bikini...

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

That sounds like a threat, man. You better have the cahones to back it up.

iwz iwz ·

well, because "the news story thing" is kind of vague i guess

"homepage" is a pretty easy term to remember, right?

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

POST EM!!!!

R
rocksupastarFounder ·

thought you said youd come find me
thought you said youd be home by now....

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

ian is so weird.
talks about the weirdest stuffs. weirdo

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