Comments by web-toedchloe

"Can't find my way home" - Blind Faith. Clapton. No more needs to be said.

"Flabby cakes"!!!!!! I'm so going to use that! :)

:P I like your "gurr" sound effect. :)

See fivezero's comment above.

I went to a health food store during lunch, and the whole time I was in there, this muscle-bound wannabe health guy with those pants made out of parachute material with snaps up the sides was follo...

Just give it up, man. NO ONE AGREES WITH YOU.

Hahaha!!!

OMG - this client is dumb as toast. I'm putting together a list of her marital assets and debts to settle her case, and she told me she has a home equity loan for about $50,000 for a house purchas...

I think because I can't swim well. It's sort of a Catch 22. I'm scared I'll be sucked under the waves.

Nope. But I can imagine waves there would be good. I went through a phase where I thought I could be a really good surfer. Then I realized I don't swim well and am mildly afraid of the water. I...

Hahaha - that's a funny visual. A dude is on a surf board, quoting Aristotle, wipes out, the board hits him in the head, causing a dazed look, and then he says, "You know who rocks? Fred Flinstone."

Huh. Do you mean that the business practices of the companies in that other environment are annoying? Is there a language barrier?

Dude, come on. Kids are cool and do take a lot of work. But just because the majority of people on this site don't have kids at this point, doesn't mean that they've faced less adversity then you....

"There comes a time in every friendship when you have to say, 'I never liked you, get lost!'"

Guam is a protectorate of the US, right? A level lower than Puerto Rico or something? Do you guys do business with companies there?

Maybe if I take a chill pill, my eyes won't be open enough to reality.

Guam? Share your pain...

Not to mention the fact that you completely echoed what I said, albeit in a more verbose way.

Please don't refer to me as "she"; it's derogatory.

Ok. As long as you admit you're wrong.

That's a ridiculous thing to say. People with kids are more in tuned to what life is with kids - everyone's lives and priorities are different. Just because someone's priorities involve their pet...

Good call. Girls are much quicker to take offense.

If it were me, unless I was close to the couple, like confided in them, it wouldn't matter if they said stupid self-righteous things. I think sometimes friends just don't realize how they come off...

Oh, that's weird. You're close with them, then? Maybe they're just trying to be more spiritual as a couple and their intentions came out wrong. It's not that big a deal; maybe it would be better...

Me too!!! I imagine it would be perfect for a basement, though, and we're on the 2nd and 3rd floors of an old house now. But that will all change very soon. Then it's trampoline city!