Comments by web-toedchloe
2,675 totalI'm moving on the 13th and my family's going to help. All the stuff I have fits into my 10x10 bedroom now, so I don't think I'll need more people than I have. Thanks, though. I'm going to miss ...
The powers that be at my firm better be glad they let me keep my swingline stapler. At least we have the truth. Our jobs aren't our lives. I still wish I didn't have to work, though.
I hit a baby deer once. It ran into my tire when I was going about 65 and there was blood and deer hair on my tire for about a week. It wouldn't come off. I think it was the spirit of an angry Bambi.
You laughed at Matt's comment... I was kidding too.
If the setting doesn't change the pilot light on your heater may need to be relit. You can tell by just looking inside your boiler. The flame should be blue at the top and white at the base. If i...
Just flip a coin. Whoever loses won't get the job and will get punched in the head.
My invite is really for Donovan, isn't it? I don't know if he'd play half-life over naked twister... We'll come, though. Let me know if you want me to bring any food.
Wow, I didn't think anyone else used ICQ still. I think the premise of why they created it is funny: As a singles-meeting-type-thingy. Get it? ICQ - "I seek you". lol.
Unless you think that peice is holding you back. I've read a lot of critiques that talk about how writers seem to form a style too early and then stay with that because they're used to writing tha...
Stupid TV moment of the day: <p> There was an episode of "The Wonder Years" where Kevin, Paul & Whinnie let go of something each of them wanted by writing it on a peice of paper, rolling the paper...
That site is seriously bad. Don't be fooled. Your stuff doesn't get copyrighted, they bury your poem in a 5000 anthology that anyone who posts gets into. Be careful about what you post there becaus...
I think that you can say you love someone enough to make them your soul mate if you always put their happiness above yours. If you want to be with them even when they annoy you, if they make you b...
I did it once. Probably not as cool as in the theater. I'd love to come, since I'm the biggest Pink Floyd fan ever, but midnight in the Village with Floyd = stoned rapists. I'm too scared.
They'll believe that.
My family will be there. Row 74 on the 35 Giants yardline. Say hello. They'll give you food. Lots of food.
I haven't been there since I was 11. Donovan and I would go. Boorish behavior is encouraged, so we're down.
Sometimes I look at my clock reading "7:00" in the morning, and I believe it's 7:00 at night, so I roll over and go back to bed. Then the sun starts to rise and I feel tardy.
I think this is cancelled anyway. Janine and I aren't going anymore; we lost our zeal. Sorry.
He was definitely smuggling plums.
OMG, Labyrinth is the best movie <b>ever</b>! I still watch it all the time.
This show was so much fun! We saw them at Asbury Park. TBS rocked, but STD played stuff from their latest album primarily, which I think is their worst. The crowd was weird, too. Lots of 14-year-ol...
Do you know which comedian does which night? Donovan and I will go, we love those shows. :) :) Are they funny? I submit that they <b>are</>!
Mike has that. I think my record was $56,000 or something.
I bought Colin McRae for Donovan the day it came out. I had it reserved and made a special trip out there on a meeting night. Good times. We play each other when we need a good laugh. It's funny be...
I did a talk on that once; de jas vous actually has it's roots in reincarnation, so we should try not to say it to anyone that doesn't know we're kidding. I've confused a couple return visits.