Comments by malibu

i was saying the other day how i wanted to get one. but then while parking i could be like john hughes and park 5 miles away from everyone else simply so i could open my door.

but sometimes you have to go back and refrence what you want to say.

its okay. we live in hicksville where there are no crosswalks.

heard some stories about old men standing in front of their shops with shot-guns because of looting.

how do any of them look like jenna elfman? she's blonde.

haha. i didn't wear them all vacation. i could still see it really good though.

wow. again with the corrections. i think someone has THE problem. hhahaahaaaha

hey i don't even know what i did, but yet......i win!!

sadly no, but i think the puerto rican in me makes me appear greek. ahahhaaha.

hahahahahahahahaha. well, i think adam is trying to divert attention away from himself and his love of the males.

what if she is the same height as you but then a snafu---she wears heels.

yes, that is completely what i was thinking. nite beach party again. but it'll be too bright to have the same amount of fun as last year.

okay. just re-checked it and joseph heller must have writen this book as a joke because its called portrait of an artist as an OLD man. similiar except with the age thing.

a fortune cookie? they may be easy to crack but man are they hard to open.

suprisingly they were very slow. i was thinking they could tackle me in a second but i actually made it inside the house before the take-down.

hahaha. you are so not. you probably have the perfect women pictured in your head with so many more qualities. 5) must be short because danhill is obsessed with shortness.

hey i am not the one with an extreme medical condition that restricts my friends and dating. that's you.+

you lie. you love tofu (you and danhill are friends for that reason) and honey roasted nuts and whole wheat bread.

you know i've been around some brothers who just because race is never an issue and they've said some odd things that lots of worldly persons would take offense but nobody blinked. maybe they didn...

ahhahaha. that's dan's women requirements. 1) must be exotic--ex. lucy lui and halle berry (p.s. that's the correct spelling) 2) must dress nicely 3)must be spiritual 4) must not like milk.

no, i think that one will survive for as long as you are here. it's fun.

diners really are the best thing. i love them. but sadly the best diner i have ever been to is in long island. the menu was 10 pages long i kid you not. but jersey diners are just so much fun a...

you mean what danhill can't have?

along with all their healthy foods and plenty of water.

i think dans talking about girls that know they have what guys find attractive and then they become less attractive. right? that's what i got.