Comments by malibu

the customer is always right, so let them pick.

this happened to my mom one time. she was a receptionist and these two girls she knew slowly stole her cards and forged all this stuff onto here card like cars, diamond jewlery, and airfares. the...

come on punk i could take you out. even with all your work-out, i'll get vanessa to knock u out.

i can't get the video, unless there isn't one. but the audio reminds me of briannes graduation party where mike, matt, and some other brothers karokied and had all the coordination dance moves dow...

mike's just all jealous cuz this is how he used to feel but now he can't have carbs. stop hatin!

no that totally is true cuz people always end up no shows and cancellations that it's to late to sell. i've known somebody who did that.

everytime somebody says they don't believe in fairies, somwhere a fairy falls down dead.

Why don't you send out your resume to local school, like the middle schoola and stuff in hackettstown and then they're still keep you in mind even in they don't need anyone now. I remember byram u...

i was very happy to learn the meaning of "son of a gun" because when i was really little and my grandma used to say that, i remember wondering how guns could have children.

it was one of my friends. they said something simple and for some reason i was really blonde that day and i didn't get it and thus a new nickname born

hahhahaha i was so excited when i saw the preview for that cuz when i chose this name that's what ian and amanda said to me. they were like "i'm from malibu, reprezent yo." i chose it cuz i was on...

i hate that. when you all of a sudden have to use the facilities and you wish everyone would just wait for you but you can't make them. from your example, i conclude: maybe i should get a gun.

oh my gosh. the exact same thing happened to me today. like even me explaining how in the bible with the shape of the earth and their view on the devil. like word for word. scary. with this gi...

let's go for some orange mocha frappaccinos.

so while eating at a friends house, her father brought up that if they do reinstate the draft, consciencous objections would not be allowed for anything. even if you have a medical reason that you...

"chick peas"?????? they're not even peas!

hahhahahah. it makes me laugh so hard cuz so catty they get. "they're just not listening to me and i don't know what to do." jessica alba was so funny.

lynz, this shoudl convince you to kick your night quil habit, you have to spend $173 for a gallon. you chug a gallon like every 4 days.

i learned in 7th grade that if you are ever in a pinch, original coca cola can be used for car oil.

see. you start off real sweet, little pokey, little puppy..... mark this music is the glue of the world.

somehow i have a feeling that A theremin is too clever for you. (just kiddin)

man i love marlon brando!!! and he looks so hot in guys and dolls. such an awesome movie. in california pizza kitchen (restaurant) they had a desert called dulche de leche and i was hesitant to eat...

hahhaha. i've seen this before. very smart. every time i see skittle though, i just wanna be his friend.

i know mike, every time i start a diet everyone goes, how bout some ritas. sooo annoying. lynz, mom and dad took us there sat and sunday and the new ladies name is jenifer i think. she was all le...

so i'm sittin here and i clicked to another screen and all of a sudden i hear a cat meow and wonder where its comin from. click back and proceed to laugh. i really don't think that was a real cat....