Comments by thefunkyfresh

janine... that is inhuman! pickle juice on mallowmars?? green olives with oreos?

here's a cool idea... how about in your profile you can choose a default font? like for musings and comments and stuff

haha, that bill gates thing is actually really funny

now there's an idea! i would definitely charge for that feature though.

i said leave 50% for other species and i got 9.3 earths. but that's innacurrate. they don't account for any overlapping

haha, the only diff was that i did it as a joke! come on guys sing along "i wanna stand with you on a mountain, i wanna lay with you in the sea...blah blah blah blah blah blah"

i thought that savage garden was?

you're not a patroll, you're just a troll

HAHA.... tract of land lol... anyway, i dont think you are all that pretty jennifer. i think you're kind of weird looking. but i'm sure you're a really nice person and all

in my second grade rendition of Julius Caesar, I played an ankle sprain

i disagree. it wasnt typical jackie chan, but the scene where he sang made the whole movie worth it

very romantic. "darling, your eyes are like two lit pools in the moonlight. your lips are like soft pillows that i long only to touch. you're also like a... big light bulb, sorta... ya know, wit...

well the community geriatric center called and said they want their bingo cards back! relax i was just kidding around

swi-zeet! i'll be the talk of the town

here's my advice to you. analyze the situation. are you in a position to date this girl? if so then your answer is get off your butt and stop being such a little pansy. if not then your answer ...

heeeey, i thought you were going to get me a deal on a fancy government eye scanner!

you guys are all IDIOTS!! SHUT UP!! I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD!

yeah, i'm afraid she's right. like a pentogram was created to represent something evil, therefore it is evil.

wow! perfect explanation! some of the old "emo" is pretty good. I like the promise ring. saves the day and weezer has also been classified by some as "emo" and they're okay. i like weezer alot...

and one more of these stupid comments makes a migrane

i thought that you were the firefly and she was the light bulb. by the way, calling a girl a light bulb isn't exactly a compliment. she might think you're telling her she's round, made of glass, ...

you know what happens to fireflies that get to close to light bulbs right? they explode.

i'm 32% emo according to that test. but i'm even less according to myself. i dont like emo all that much... some of it's okay. most of it's too whiney

...and this is the world's smallest tamborine, and it's playin some sorta song or something.... THATS A VIOLIN YOU IDIOT!! - (drowning mona, the funniest movie ever)

congrats on your job and your car! GOOOOO VOLVO