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whoa whoa! tenticles tenticles!

on poll
Nov 5, 2002

i'll admit i copied the style, but i wrote this on my own

Nov 5, 2002

yes! awesome movie! (sorry i blew up your mom ricky)

on poll
Nov 5, 2002

actually, both of them have worked in an office for most of their working careers, as have i. but i dont know the diff either. in fact i hate paperclips.

on journal uptight
Nov 5, 2002

it probably means "fouls to give". when one of your players fouls a player while he is in the middle of taking a shot, the fouled player will be awarded free throws. however, if the player is fou...

Nov 5, 2002

shut up! just shut up!

Nov 5, 2002

i just got your message dan, i'll call u back tomorrow...

on journal A Phone Call away
Nov 2, 2002

i just didn't know if thatdarngirl wanted such details explained, as long as she doesn't care, it's fine

on journal not cool
Nov 1, 2002

i thought that was an excellent talk, especially under the circumstances. don't listen to what that person said

on journal Talk 4
Nov 1, 2002

whatever, fatty!

Oct 31, 2002

hmm.. i don't know if this comment was totally appropriate...

on journal not cool
Oct 31, 2002

hmm... this is by far the scariest thing i have ever read!

on journal uptight
Oct 31, 2002

why? <b><i><u><font size = "40" color = "red">

on news Logo Time!
Oct 31, 2002

i like #5 the best

on news Logo Time!
Oct 30, 2002

you're a junkie and you know it! come on man, we feel your pain. admitting the problem is the first step to recovery! now hand over that whopper and let's talk about this

Oct 29, 2002

haha... there was this funny tidbit on the onion. "baby found on doorstep moved to neighbor's doorstep"

Oct 29, 2002

haha, very comical

on journal Countdown
Oct 29, 2002

what are you talking about?

on journal bore-dumb
Oct 29, 2002

kristin isnt an ezabeler

on journal Congratulations!!!
Oct 29, 2002

hahahaha... thanks!

Oct 29, 2002

out of my league?!? i'm sorry, i dont think there is such a thing!!! haha, i rule!

on journal bore-dumb
Oct 28, 2002

that was a while ago. and you do eat better, i just like to bust on ya. but truth be told, you were with us at friendly's just last week.

Oct 28, 2002

what?? i dont remember this! i definitely don't remember eating jello off the floor!

Oct 28, 2002

hmmm, meg ryan? andie macdowell? they're kinda hot! ugh, i saw a picture of cher yesterday, she is so gross looking. she's seriously more plastic than flesh

on journal bore-dumb
Oct 28, 2002

hahahaha, i was just gonna say, you wanna know about fast food? ask mike, he's a fast food guru! i vividly remember getting into mikes car one time and there was like 20 empty mcdonalds and burge...

Oct 28, 2002

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