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EXACTLY HOW I FEEL! if only she knew! but wait... robert downey jr... you must be old :) jk poor druggie

Sep 28, 2001

so basically your warning everybody... "don't marry me, i'm retarded and soon will be old!" or am i wrong?

Sep 28, 2001

that's kinda cruel. someday you are gonna be old and retarded. freddie's hot.

Sep 28, 2001

the southern hemisphere gets seasons too, just the opposite of the northern hemisphere

on news So, what's up?
Sep 28, 2001

who would you pick, michael douglass or corky? i would pick michael douglass, cuz at least he's gonna die pretty soon

Sep 28, 2001

i dont know who they are, so i can't make an accurate judgment

Sep 28, 2001

she's married to a geriatric dude. that's just gross! and there never will be anyone quite like the britney spears i once knew.

Sep 28, 2001

oh don't say that! it's hard enough as it is to let go!

Sep 28, 2001

maybe ian, I don't think I should go for mandie moore right away though. I'm on the rebound, so I'm a little vulnerable right now.

Sep 28, 2001

seriously dude... dont mess with me like that. i have to draw the line somewhere... that's just going too far

on news To Dye For...
Sep 27, 2001

i just saw the one for "don't let me be the last to know" a really stupid song, but wow, the guy in that video is the luckiest doof in the world. THAT COULDA BEEN ME! the only reason that herb go...

on news To Dye For...
Sep 27, 2001

which one?

on news To Dye For...
Sep 27, 2001

i was. nbl :)

on news Prizm Break
Sep 27, 2001

ugh, blowing up my spot as usual

on news To Dye For...
Sep 26, 2001

thats superstition you pagan.

on news Prizm Break
Sep 26, 2001

too bad the streaks dont look like antlers or horns... that would be cool

on news To Dye For...
Sep 26, 2001

arent all the spicegirls ex-spicegirls?

on news To Dye For...
Sep 26, 2001

this was a good one: "Glitter, the kind of movie only 11-year-old girls who dot their i's with hearts would find bearable, is filled with unintentionally humorous moments that tower over any comedy...

on news Glitter
Sep 26, 2001

geez you sound like my MOM!

on news Prizm Break
Sep 26, 2001

lol, i like the part where "you casually mentioned you worked for an insurance company" and that really got his attention

on news Prizm Break
Sep 26, 2001

i've mentioned before, i've never been in a major accident. i've been rear ended at like 2 miles an hour, and i've rear ended people at like 2 miles an hour. like last week on my way to school, i...

on news Prizm Break
Sep 26, 2001

seriously though, it's people like YOU that make the insurance companies charge ME more! they put me in a "high risk" bracket, because i'm the same age group as you wackos who can't drive! Man, s...

on news Prizm Break
Sep 26, 2001

brandon got in an accident???

on news Prizm Break
Sep 26, 2001

wow... those feet are GROSS

Sep 26, 2001

haha, and you've only seen her once!

on news To Dye For...
Sep 26, 2001

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