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man, i bet you feel like a piece of garbage. i mean, i guess it's not really totally your fault that you ruined his life, but you do have live with that for the rest of your life.

Aug 28, 2001

that would be what i was talking about! hardee har har!

on news Lemon Curry?
Aug 28, 2001

hahaha!

Aug 28, 2001

judging by my behavior last night?

on news Under age
Aug 28, 2001

i did.

Aug 28, 2001

when i was on vacation in sea isle, i hung out with this one kid who was 13, but he acts like he's my age... or maybe i just acted like i was his age. either way, we had allotta fun!

on news Under age
Aug 28, 2001

yeah man, agape! and not that other kind...

on news MY PAGE
Aug 28, 2001

what is "under-age"? i'm under 21 which means i can't drink legally, so i guess that's underage. but i know some kids who are really young, but hang out with older people, because they are more m...

on news Under age
Aug 28, 2001

it's just you :)

on news MY PAGE
Aug 28, 2001

haha, sweet

Aug 27, 2001

wow mike, amazing you logged in and out 28 times today. ian and i are going to have a little chat about you when he gets back. dun dun DUNNNNN!

on news old poll time
Aug 24, 2001

i dont fake logins like YOU!

on news old poll time
Aug 24, 2001

My favorites are Fat II and Fat V, with Fat IV coming in close behind... theyre all awesome though

on news old poll time
Aug 23, 2001

how about this for a new poll: Your favorite <b>Fat Wreck Chords</b> comp. Or do you think not enough people know them?

on news old poll time
Aug 23, 2001

hahahaha! priceless! priceless!! how bout ummm.... baloney sandwich.

on news old poll time
Aug 23, 2001

hahahaha, yeah.... those were the days! that was by far the best job i ever had. nothing like getting really drunk guys to give you excessive tips and play golf for FREE!!

Aug 23, 2001

why would you guys do something so cruel to yourselves? aren't you forgetting that the admin on this site right now is the funky and fresh matt kelly of absolute zero?!?

on news old poll time
Aug 23, 2001

for all the effort I put into this story, you would think people would actually APPRECIATE it. But NOOOOOOOOOOO. ugh. my sob story.

on news Lemon Curry?
Aug 23, 2001

The longest I ever worked at a job was when I worked at the golf course by me. I was there for about 2 and a half years, although part of that time i was only coming in one day a week and watching...

Aug 23, 2001

you lie.

Aug 23, 2001

yeah well <font size = +3>YOU STINK!!</font> (billy madison)

on news new poll time
Aug 22, 2001

congratulations on pioneering! my summer has been such a blast, just much to short!! it went SO fast... sighhhh, oh well, soon we'll all be snowboarding and have nothing to complain about!! (who...

Aug 19, 2001

dude, didnt you hear right??? I'm the admin buddy!

Aug 19, 2001

you've been here since "the beginning"!! AHHH somebody is power hungry here! anyway, i like how ezabel looks these dayssssssssss

on news eZabel Messages
Aug 8, 2001

i love the new features ian! and the new look just beams with funky freshness!!

on news eZabel Messages
Aug 7, 2001

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