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i carry around a 120 pound record player system that's built into a cabinet (so I can keep all my records in it). of course, I also have to lug around a portable generator and a UPS so that the po...

Jun 27, 2005

yeah, the real world is very gay

in thread Emo Thread · General Chat
Jun 22, 2005

things i've learned in my time: guys in general are JERKS girls in general are CATTY stereotypes exist for a reason!

in thread Pet Peeves · General Chat
Jun 22, 2005

i think its ironic/funny how like 99% of all girls complain about how they can't stand "catty girls" i'm pretty sure that more than 1% of all girls could easily be classified as catty

in thread Pet Peeves · General Chat
Jun 22, 2005

technically: fruit realistically: vegetable it's like how when you ask somebody how they're doing and they say "i'm good". technically they should say "i'm well" because "i'm good" is poor eng...

in thread Fruta · Food
Jun 19, 2005

manamana!

Jun 18, 2005

this is weird, the other day a guy at work and i were talking about the muppets. then i saw the muppets take manhatten in walmart the other day and i just had to buy it

Jun 18, 2005

i like my fruitssss tall dark and deliciousssss

in thread Fruta · Food
Jun 15, 2005

macguyver isn't the one that's freaking me out. it's clarissa explains it all that is!! however, i now kind of want to see this, so mike lend it to me lol

Jun 13, 2005

strung out is touring in our area in august! who wants to go?? scranton, camden, new york, and englishtown http://www.strung-out.com/tourdates.php

in thread Lost & Found RECOVERED · General Chat
Jun 13, 2005

the only ones i have are: In Living Colour, Family Guy, The Ben Stiller Show

Jun 13, 2005

what big fat gay on this website who's name ryhmes with "Dike Piano" is big fat and gay?

Jun 13, 2005

she's weird looking/scary.... why does she have sideburns...

in thread Lost & Found RECOVERED · General Chat
Jun 13, 2005

the thing is, it was the mosaic law, which we are no longer under. however its like getting a mohawk or going to nightclubs or anything else where it doesnt say anything explicitly

in thread drama · General Chat
Jun 11, 2005

yeah man, gimme a call

in thread Marriage · Macking
Jun 11, 2005

there was a brother i knew who is married with kids who got tatoos, he cited the awake article. even though it is a concience matter, i think its still dumb to get them because you could stumble s...

in thread drama · General Chat
Jun 10, 2005

i think it was a guy named bobby b. grimes who, ironically, as soon as he invented it, ran out of the house naked and took a dump in the street to celebrate

Jun 10, 2005

jesse is always raving about that place and how everything is so cheap there

in thread Fruta · Food
Jun 9, 2005

u know what else is really awesome but i dont get alot of: mangos! mmm... when i was down in st john they were everywhere. they can be kind of annoying to eat because they're stringy and can ge...

in thread Fruta · Food
Jun 8, 2005

level 4!?!? THATS IT!?!? that's pathetic, how do you sleep at night!??

in thread WoW · Games
Jun 8, 2005

contrary to what ferris buehler will tell you, paul was the walrus. i think. what the heck were they talking about anyway

Jun 7, 2005

i love farm apples when theyre really fresh and juicy and crunchy. when you just bite into it and you hear POP!!! i love that. watermelon, pineapple, red grapes, pears, grapefruit ... mmmm

in thread Fruta · Food
Jun 7, 2005

my favorite fruit has to be mike schiano. HAHA!! HAAAAAHAHA!!!

in thread Fruta · Food
Jun 7, 2005

(2 points) Which punk/metal band did a rock remix of the onyx song "Slam"?

Jun 7, 2005

actually mike d broke his collarbone bmx biking, not dirtbiking. but i'll give you the points anyway because you got the bonus question ;)

Jun 7, 2005

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