Comments by ilikebirds

i'm the only dumb asian around that will suffer being your friend. thats why. haha i kid i kid because i love. forriffareal. anyway i can't talk to my heirem anymore. after that freak smelting ac...

just tie a string around your finger... that'd make me want you. count of monte cristo... what was that girls name. i was so in love.

ditto.... except the fact that you are still HIDING SECRETS FROM ME.

screw coins... i want food.

seriuosly. stop waking up and taking those " PISS TY off" pills seriuosly.

oh sorry mrs. stats. oh oh ohohoh ohh woo hoo

no no i blame the stupid moron who thinks that getting high at home by yourself to cheer on a few guys is cool. what an idiot. i blame the the world.

oh you racist. go away. you have your own country.

no comment. move alone. thread finished.

knowing forreste she wouldn't touch liqour. she knows better.

oh really. what kinda games ? did it involved bottles.. rotating about on the table?

i personally think i look like a massive tool . but i lost that cowboy hat. how upsetting. i need a new one.

UPDATE. Funny part ,also, is when i Told the girl about it. ANd the girl had a similiar experience.. she told her brother that she had left her retainer in the backseat and he brother flipped out "...

and by "alright" i mean " already" thanks come again.

and theremin is ... WHO CAREs.

You know what i heard... i hear that coffee tables aren't just for coffe. you can place other warm or cold beverages on it. fascinating. if you ask me.

hmm lisa, thats my sisters nickname. i know you can do better than that.. what about getrude, or sally, or beth...

ouch. that was pretty harsh. i love it. welcome to the crew. lets just start making fun of everyone.

me thinks you are speaking gibberish now. fork ? what fork ?

cassie. sounds fascinating. i like it. thanks.

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ohhh noooo.. take that back old guy before i take away your prune juice and diapers. which reminds me.. i was wondering.. do those soak pretty well ? any type of leakage?

what you paint yourself with colored soap ? what... where was i ... .man... i had regular stuff. actually i always had the good smelling bath and body stuff... like cucumber melon shower gel.

oh it's the truth. i was close to recording it on my phone so that i can share it with the world.

totally seriuos. my mom thinks i'm a male slut. every night i go out she's always like " ohh why do smell good.. for a girllllll ? " " why did you put on clothes.. for a girlll " why this why th...