Comments by ilikebirds

Dude, it's the tytatoe diet. Eat one potatoe a day for a year, work out and drink lots of LEAN BODY SHAKES. You'll be ripped in no time. Oh and a tuna sandwhich every day at 3

ok now you're just being ridiculous. relax

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you draw a good point. but then i'll be able to do what this world has so much needed since adam and eve sinned......... A ONE FOOT WHEEL CHAIR BOUND MODEL. Why walk the cat walk , when i can roll...

taller than me ? hmmm........ maybe .... i'm short so what. i dont have to duck going throw doorways. i fit into all sorts of cars, including those clown ones. and when people want to take me some...

yea but think... one shoe.. comes only one sock. man.. i'd love to only wear one sock everyday for the rest of my life. it's like peanut butter

you know. if i can't get on that roller coaster. YOU CAN'T EITHER !!! guess we'll hang out on the outside eating some ice cream while we wait for the rest....good times.

amen sister. i love you. too relaxed about things maybe is my problem. like if one of my feet were to fall off i'd say " sweeeeeet. i only have to wear one shoe"

lets replace "Oh my goodness I think this is the funniest journal I have read in a long time.. so much is true, so much is FUNNY!!! btw I dont think thai could even pull off wearin leather pants. G...

lets replace "personality" with "BUTT" and lets try this again... thanks.

whoa there mother of all that is just wrong and incorrect. you relax !

no it's not, relax.

hmm i dont know what you all are talking about. sounds like a good time to me. as long as no one shoots me in the chest while i'm topless. thatd hurt.

yea maybe you can spell her name right !

true. i do want to be like you... for me to poop on.

and you let me... because you had no choice.

i win. thats all i care about.

yea but as an artist , standing in front of 50,000 people.. all singing along and moving along ... is a lot better than 200 people . you dream not of playing to 200 people . you want a huge follo...

a true sell out is a person, group, or thing... who one day has spikey hair and plays crazy rock and then the next day after talking to the record executive they have blonde hair with red streaks a...

i dont know i was never into those teenager angst. look at me and my sad story, type of book. why would i want to read that. so that it makes me sad ? no ! give me action , adventure, something f...

seriuosly... i really liked the boook .....<p><P><P><P><P><P> for me too POOP ON.

oh you're the coolest person i know. you're saying that if they play an arena to 50,000 people in one night they are selling out. but if in the same area they played a concert at a venue that fit...

oh i heard all about that.

catcher in the rye. thats with holden caulfield correct? hmm never liked the book, over rate piece of crap if you ask me. hmm look at me look at me.. i'm playing blitzkrieg.. hmmm hmmm..

awww dean that was good. you made a funny. i didn't know you were capable of that level of funny. good times.