Comments by ilikebirds

well my kazoo band seemed to have been making progress. but one of them came up with a bad case of carpal tunnel syndrome. so he couldn't hold the kazoo. so we lost like 4 weeks of practice.

i heard cinderella is all demonized. like the mother is this evil witch. and the talking mice ? come on.. how do mice talk without supernatural scary powers...?? and the fat white lady that chang...

guy my head is already enormous. stop it.

i like my coffee like my women... light and sweet .

allll over my body

oh no help me.. what movie was that ... ahh.. it's on tthe tip of my toungue... ahh

nsync was amazing. then they had to go and sing.

well you're clearly number 2 then. ok number 2.

good times, sometimes, typical, holy mother of " insert whatever the heck just happened in a wierd way "... like driving over a rock in your car.. " holy mother of all that is hard and rocky like a...

yea i remember when the back street boys.. were called " ty phams boys " and they used to sing to me in my room and we'd dance and play in the sand box together and stuff. now... it's like crazy. i...

hahah that was a good one. hahaha.. man. i love you

i dont care about anything. just has to have arms. and likes to be chained to the kitchen coooking. all day. non stop. until the house blows up with food

problem is , he's already too cool.

you calling sarah a child prostitute?

yea it seems that if you dont own a car or a good job you'll get a chick. easy.

it's possible. i mean.. if two of those people have a genetic defect that makes people grow a thin flabby skin between their arms and side of the body.. they'd be the only 2 that survive . while a...

i know kung fu. do you ?

i would to the driving. she'd just be transformed into the vehicle. geez. get it right girl. it's not that complicated.

are you kiddding me.. peoepl ereallt got heated up about this stuff. thats ridiculous . i'm sorry whoever you are. talk to me. geez. brian didn't even say anything. come on . he was just saying..i...

oh man... people all aroubd me are winning the "clever" award. geez

dude i dont like you all that much, matter of fact i'd like the ground before i ever like you. but if anyone wants to mess with you about this story send them to me. i'll kill them.

ok just checking. jeez am i just a piece of man meat to you ? what about my personality ? huh .. you're so shallow.. all you want want want is me in leather pants. geez.

lets all go back to talking about poland and vietnam... that was more fun. geez. i speculate that dave is a moron. and ryan likes cats.

well beach bum has to say some good things about me!! come on !!!

yea well bite me.