Comments by ilikebirds

half of you can't stomach me. 99% of my life i've been lied to

cute <span><span>

plus me and dean bag are on a different level then everyone else. when i say weirdo he knows what i really mean.

You know i love YOU! right ?

obivously my comment was made out of sheer jest and sarcasm ok champ

weirdo. <span><br>

what about cheeze. i dont know if i like cheeze per sayyyyy... i mean it's nice in an omelette but then you think about it.. is it neccessary. i dont know. it's milk thats been hardened somewhat. ...

this is what you do... you should take your cousin's ex and place him in a hospital . and then tell your cousin that he has cancer (or another terminal illness like a cold or something). and then t...

hey did you work on new CHEERS to cheer on our squad or are you going to be our H20 coordinator...?

well i'll marry your cousin and then we'll go play handball. problem solved. or you could keep talking to her and tell her she's more immature than the a bucket full of monkeys. Please. mistakes ...

aww thats so cute. as much as i love to haver your soft supple woman hands punch my neck i'll pass. AND SEE YOU ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD, CHUMP !

never read the story. i thought it was an under water sports world. guess i was wrong. talking about sports... i wanna play french handball. it's so hott. you have this ball. and then you have your...

ugh just saying that you were listenin to music on a record player is old. ugh

this never would of happened if we all got together on a daily basis all wearing mc hammer pants singing " 2 legit to quit"

i say instead of playing with kids we eat them. so when you do play with them , you'll be playing with your food and then your mom would call you up and say " hey stop playing with your food"

aww thats sweet like candy. thanks from mandy.

yea but they give you a stank that is the mother of all that is stank and outrageous. but delicious

same way i feel about french fries. i've never eaten them in france nor have i ever eating them while slipping someone the tongue. i have however eaten then with some who was french. so maybe it ...

whatever i hate you .

haha you have to admit what i said the other night, though gross, was funny. and next time you're sitting around.. you're gonna say it toooooo

why would matt hate you ..? does matt not like fake fishing in the hall?

this is outta control. man if i was highschool i would be feeling so good. causing all this commotion . good stuff. let the good times rollllllll

whatever shorty. i talk to whoever i choose to alright chump

who cares where it is. 5 lbs of meat. i'm in love. my dream is to one day eat a whole cow . cooked of course. but like have parts of it throughout the day... prime rib for breakfast, filet mignon ...

Yea in mexico i lost my atm card. i was so nervous some mexican was going to have an all expenses paid to new zealand with it. little did he know , he would have only made it to australia.