Comments by ilikebirds

no.I MUSt. I MUST have power over my bowels. what kind of man would i be if i didn't have power ove rmy bowels. tell me .. what great man in history had no power of his bowels. everyone sh...

maybe irregular was a wrong choice of words. ... but yea.. YOU WEIRDOS

you never had a regular time where'd you drop the biscuits? oh man.. a schedule is great. that way.. you never get surprises

wait wait.. whats everyone talking about here.. i'm not constipated or anything.. i'm just talking about the urge and ability to poop.. like i always went at 530-6 now it's like 10 or 9 o...

i always do. love the water. then i got tired of peeing every 30 minutes. so frustrating.. when you're lazy sitting at work.. just reading news articles.. and constanly having to get up an pee...

How does one get the poopchute clock back in order. i was a regular 5:30-6 which was perfect... right after work.. before meeting/school. Now.. i'm irregular 10am'er this isn't cool

I have an inner monkey that i try to suppress. I love scratching myself, eating bannanas, and flinging poo.

i love the smell of man hands

flower was his cousin. she was fiiiiiine. dan loved her

haha Great idea

ROY WILLIAMS fo' shizzle

QB - Namath RB - Payton RB - Sanders WR - Monk WR - Rice WR - Moss TE - Sharpe I OWN YOU ALL

go go asia

yea.. an since we're all mods we should be able to look into each others inboxes and share the best stories!

if it's new. but if it's involved in a reply to someone who i dont' read.. it's game over for you

i've been to like 3 shows. thrown out of 2. and 1.. i fell asleep at. I WIN

it's so soothing to hear his voice in the morning though.. eventhough sometimes you're like " what the fluffynutter is that" then you remember 'oh it's rasta he's so cool'

NO, he's not a toy to be passed around! He loves it living with me.. eventhough my parents almost broke him. I left him out in the living room for a day.. i come back at night.. he's folded i...

i totally concur. it's great. i'll wake up to a naked hobo with ebola.. as long as the minute i wake up he'd give me a whopper! ...

oh there will be baby tees.. and.. pasties.. if you're feeling lil' kim frisky

thats my sister yo

that took me 2 years to grow... heck no, it won't go

i dont have money. but i do have milkshakes...

i'm obviously the 2-dimensional black man in a tuxedo with a Mr. Beer America sash over my over-developed man Pects!

row it for me?