Comments by ilikebirds

i hate when that happens

at this rate we're gonna name our first child HUBBA BUBBA

EELS - winter

I hate people who hate people that come up with new names to say stuff they didn't want to say on their original name

this is hot

i'll end this debate. geez. it's a full yak but into a giant blender.. blenderiz'd until it a think hearty protein juice

boobs = plus no nose = negative

no i do, i just have irritable bowel syndrome

GET OFF MY LAWN!

tl:dr

i'm so fat

always you just didn't choose to recognize it

hey take it to the MARRIAGE FORUM! or livejournal.com

i should though. give me banning power. i dont need unbanning power.. because that expires. just banning power please.

die

oh man lets have Tran parties. where we all get surgeries and then have parties to check out the progress on our surgery

nothing salacious about it. he just annoyed ian.. and ian throw down his iron fist

ekulu , wher's he been?

If i was married me and my wife would totally be wearing socks right now

oh i'm glad i could remind you of things

why you going out to meet guys when you got me!

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If i had billions of dollars.. i'd just walk around with a bodyguard who carries a gun and suitcase full of dough... and go up to people and say " i'll give you 3,000 dollars to take off you...

i want to see a picture of a bunch of nude hotties!