Comments by ilikebirds

stop being so sexy

liar! show me it

it's suppose to be a cat

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if a girl cries over dropped ice cream... especially at our age.. you really need to give her something to cry about it.. like grab her cat and milk it.. then give the milk to homeless people.. ...

waiti why is this in the macking forum?

sorrryy i love you

and this should get you off the hook for awhile... until of course when you accidently sleep with her sister.

then let her nap.. while you prepare dinner

then a sensual back massage... with candles lit

followed by chocolates

and some flowers

no no.. best thing is to buy her some diamond earrings

or you can try my technique... if she starts crying taking your pants off and run around

dude just use your muscles and CRUSH her

Speaking of crying... Tears are salty. It's really just like sweat if you think about it EYE SWEAT

What guy gets freaked out ? I get freaked out if a girl cries and then her head falls off. But .. that only happens like once a year

A crush is when you like someone and you don't know them.. when you like someone.. you at least know them.. talked to them..slept together.. something along that line

I had a crush once. It was a pebble. I totally destroyed it into little stones.. called.. smaller pebbles.

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i believe this to be true. thats all. just wondering. i'm the same person either way. though i'd easily do stuff like snack bruce willis after a beer

still isn't a reason to ban him for so long. this site is full of obnoxious people.

this picture scares me

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