Comments by ilikebirds

can you get me a whole ups outfit? i go the hat.. i just need the brown shorts and a brown shirt pleaseeeeeee pleaseeeeeee

Welcome to 1997!

what kinda message, i wanna read. and wait.. was aviator really guilderbellsucks?

http://www.passwird.com/ 120 for 47 bucks

I witnessed at work once. I witnessed a whole bunch of monkeys attacking my co workers

well i'm already bringing me. so vodka it is then

who works for the ups?

i'll bring whatever. most likely i'll be wearing my favorite panties. but thats besides the point. what do i need to bring? ick peach shnapps? i'd die. Vodka for life

I've never seen an accident on the parkway

disgusting filth

as long as there's beer and nno woo woo's i'll try to make. such a weird day.. a wendsday. forreste? since you are coming.. wanna hook up half way? literally, physically, and metaphorically?

You killed a bird. you are no longer my lovvvvvaHHHHHh

:(

ok fatty

oh man, i thought this was another dream

thats the most amazing thing i've ever heard. as long as i lived in brazil

nope sorry. guys are guys. Women are ladies. Girls are cute.

umm what about other midgets watching it guy guy.. it's normal to THEM!!!

are you implying that you are a guy ? re-read

the BOSUX you mean... he does? who's the midget? how do you go about just caryying around a midget

no idea how that cures shyness.. but i'm always in for cuddling. as long as it's not hot and humid

what baseball player carries around a midget in his pocket?

shouldn't be feeding your babies to midgets at midget farms

why is this delted?

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