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I've been stalked many times.. i'm being stalked right now. But i just usually punch the guys in the face and tell them " HEY GET OFF MY LAWN"

in thread stalkers · Macking
Oct 19, 2004

midgets ate your baby when you were younger didn't they

Oct 19, 2004

you wuss!

Oct 19, 2004

maybe i should go. and kiss them

Oct 19, 2004

but dont write a journal about it to prove me wrong. i mean.. i do believe you

Oct 19, 2004

i dont believe you

Oct 19, 2004

i'm hurt that you don't love midgets. i need to you put you through a midget love class.

Oct 19, 2004

because i am

Oct 19, 2004

Haha thats great. I'm the head of our GLOBAL CRM program here.. well ahead.. meaning.. i'm the guy that fixing all their frickin' problems.

in thread CRM · Geek Chat
Oct 19, 2004

yea but dean was teh first to write a journal about it : http://www.ezabel.com/comments.cfm?id=10&type=journal

Oct 19, 2004

hmm... and you know this.. because...?

Oct 19, 2004

haha. that is totally weird. but thats it. i've taken over your life.

Oct 19, 2004

so if you were to live in an oompa loompa farm.. that wouldn't settle to well with you huh

Oct 19, 2004

hahahah good times whatd see say

Oct 18, 2004

a yo, i never been in love but everytime i'm burstin' in an out of state it's shorty that i'm thinkin of been together for weeks candlight dinner with my shorty , crack a fotie with my naughty f...

Oct 18, 2004

stop contradicting yourself

on news A Lot Of Bull!
Oct 18, 2004

As an ex-tester, i refuse to test unless i get paid. i mean.. since i do it for a living and all and i get paid for it.. i demand MONEYS

Oct 18, 2004

i have a 20 gig stta drive just sitting around wait.. i'm gonna add it into my computer. what am i talking about. sweet. thanks for reminding me. duh. i forgot i had a new computer to put it ...

in thread Donation Needed · Geek Chat
Oct 18, 2004

ME? OF course not. i laughed histerically because i thought i only used that term.. but there's more people like me out there.. woo hoo

in thread The Hunt · Macking
Oct 18, 2004

You know what I don't notice... when someone ignores you

in thread What WE notice... · Macking
Oct 18, 2004

i could tell you right now.. no big deal

on journal I wanna
Oct 15, 2004

in my pants?

Oct 15, 2004

go fishing on a boat full of victoria secret models

on journal I wanna
Oct 15, 2004

yo this is sooooo NOT happening to me whatsoever. maybe because i'm not invited anywhere. and i just party with Rastachinka and mr. Sergov Stolinaya

on journal Annoying
Oct 15, 2004

I want to be in battle of anything. I'd most definately win. oh man.. i'd win so 4444444444444444444444

Oct 15, 2004

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