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additionally! i was thinking of a skit in my head where a very upset amish father sits his 17 year old son down [similar to those drug awareness commercials] and says "i've found some...disturbing...

Aug 7, 2003

i love the idea of delinquent young amish or hacidic jew youths. we usually see them fairly reserved and self-segregated, but i'd like to see a movie with some mean young amish or young hacidic je...

Aug 7, 2003

remember that Porno For Pyros song? "we'll make great pets, we'll make great pets!"

on news bunnies
Aug 7, 2003

dan, snap out of it. you know thats not true. anyway, that stuff they're passing off as punk IS NOT PUNK!

on journal Face It
Aug 7, 2003

i wake up craving falafels. they're so good. i get them in lakewood.

on journal A little humor
Aug 6, 2003

it's pretty safe to say that nearly EVERYTHING is before my time here on ezabel. i'm still a newbie.

Aug 6, 2003

i'm going to try to learn that scrolling thing. this HTML stuff is fun to learn. i've been picking it up a bit. but what does that mean? the scrolling CC?

Aug 5, 2003

i gotta have my chinese, guys. i love the lunch special at the bamboo gardens II! i usually get hot and spicey shrimp w/ hot and sour soup...clears the sinuses.

on poll
Aug 5, 2003

you looovvvee my messy room, toxi. sometimes, i just walk around in the dark stepping on whatever happens to be strewn on the floor...3/4 of the time i can guess exactly what it is by shape and fe...

Aug 4, 2003

well, i'm off to dan's for dinner and to dance by the light of his laptop

Aug 4, 2003

dan, you know there is no mercy on ezabel. this is like the world of jumanji! all fierce and rough, people waiting to make fun of you and cynically dismantle each word you say, all the biting sar...

Aug 4, 2003

yeah! i love those commercials too. i love the construction site one. with the worker calling to the girl with the brand X gum and then getting smacked. then he pops some orbits, calls to anoth...

on journal Shampoo and rodents
Aug 4, 2003

i feel so relaxed when i'm at others peoples houses. i wonder why they always stress. when i have company i'm never stressed. my mom, on the other hand, before we have company or a gathering is ...

Aug 4, 2003

yikes! don't tell anyone that..

on journal Shampoo and rodents
Aug 4, 2003

i saw that commercial too, and i was suddenly very disappointed in the advertising department of that corporation. there are so many other...ways they could go with that...even the commercials wit...

on journal Shampoo and rodents
Aug 4, 2003

just leave it alone, dan. he's very sensetive about his tony the tiger syndrome...

on event Radiohead - MSG
Aug 3, 2003

congratulations, holmes! when we're listening to our friends attempt rocking out, you'll be...uh, yea! definitely, congratulations.

on event JW Band show
Aug 3, 2003

"diamonds and gold? is that what you keep in your mouth?"

on journal Self Titled
Aug 1, 2003

no, dude, i'm saying that i think she's hot and i'm not retracting. i want to bring her into the truth.

Aug 1, 2003

yes, sounds great

Aug 1, 2003

i tried to teach him the ways of goldeneye, but he didn't take. which means if he comes and attempts game play...i will bring the blotty pain!

Jul 31, 2003

my man, rob. i don't think he's invited. AND i don't think he plays video games.

Jul 31, 2003

kelly osbourne is so hot

Jul 31, 2003

we definitely should. only thing is...who else, beside me, is from south jersey?

Jul 31, 2003

what in the world is in that room, whatchoo got in that rooom? a couple a gats, a couple a knives, a couple a rats, a couple a wives--now it's time to choose!

on journal Self Titled
Jul 31, 2003

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