Comments by fivezero

check out the editors note, in small type, on the bottom of the page. something about breaking wind...

south jersey will dominate

i'm definitely going. sal and i pal around for warped tour normally. it's so strange...i'm really tired of the warped tour already. i hate the massive deal made over a few silly bands. i love s...

HAAAA, Yellow Crush! that's...inspired! and the asian power ranger's name was Trini and she was hot hot hot female rangoon! y'know, with the poses and when they got hit SPARKS would fly off they...

i agree. the best lines were had by john favreau as foggy nelson, matt murdock's law partner!

i'll be completely honest. my FAVORITE bodily expulsion is definitely SNEEZING. it makes me feel so...weird. sneezing is so underated!

i agree! antonia is my man! he acts VERY well. he's been making some freaking great flicks! hardcore action flicks and kids flicks as well. he tosses it up.

nope, no focus. kinda silly, if you ask me.

i'm really good, i think. my friend is WICKED at it and i'm the only one who ever steps up and i don't even own the game. i'm VERY video game inclined...Brando, did you unlock the one on one mode...

i can go now! yeah! this is gonna rawk! i'm probably the most excited out of everyone...i better pipe down..

theres a reason they are rich! it's becasue they are stingy.

i don't own an xbox either, but i'm really good at halo and i can pick up any fighting game pretty quickly. i like racing games too. i'd DEFINITELY go, but i have a going away party for a close f...

beer gets HOUSED in my fridge

i had a gigantic peach before. i cut it up with a very sharp knife and i was very happy to consume it's ripe juicy goodness.

"no need to argue, parents just don't understand"

i'll drink to that, d'oh--wait...

oh, no no! we love you!

thats hot, huh huh huh

i always hated to hear TU QUIERES PIQUE, that was always bad

Guinness is great, but Bass is more my speed. funny thing--my sister, while she was in england, took a pic of a soda machine and right below the pepsi they were selling BASS! she knew i'd get a k...

she's cathy. she's from point. she likes corona.

that's cathy. she's from point. she likes corona.

*falls on the floor and swoons convulsively*

i saw Dane Cook a few months back in NYC. probably the funniest stand up i've ever seen. go to danecook.com, you can hear some of his jokes. choice stuff.

the clavicle is KEY