Comments by fivezero

yeah! i went to your crib and i ended up doing shots of tequila with your family! they drank me under the table like it was nohing..

ACTUALLY--the whole Oceans Eleven crew signed back on for a sequel, to be called Oceans Twelve. Again written and directed by Steve Soderbergh. I wonder who will make twelve? Is it Tess?! We do...

never met your cat, but i wrote on the wall in your closet.

you noticed that too? i think that is so funny! what a good idea. have him eating the whole movie through. the directors name is steve soderbergh and he's really an awesome auter. go see Solaris!

i'm not telling, man! do a google search or ask somebody!

i'm sometimes confused with Brian Boitano. i get it allll the time. they're like: "brian, how do you do it?" and i just say: "he gave me a gift, shecky, he gave me a gift."

not anymore, bro. we have her hiiiigh as a kite on cat nip, walking around, layin' about, stumbling around doing twirlies like a deranged feline flower child. and also we're getting a kitty! my ...

milt, it's too bad you didn't run while you had the chance. i see it's efffected your central nervous system...ezabel is like ebola except with less bleeding from the rectum.

that could be taken multiple ways. anyway, tinser, forget her cat. i have cat and shes called Jazzy. you can hold her like a baby.

yeah, it's safe to say that we all have extremely strange and sometimes very screwed up family members. i've got more than a few stories. sex, drugs, alcohol, mental illness, suicide and around a...

you must have been somewhere else, dollface

i'll just go on record right now and insure i'm not calling you or anyone else maestro! and i feel funny when i address anyone by their dumb username on here. if i know your name i'll address you...

okay. you're greek, ekulu. duly noted. but i was asking peter!

i had a really good time too. hate to choose favorites, but in my humble opinion i'd say Ophelia rocked the hardest. that HUM cover was extremely enjoyable. and i love the way they way they en...

you're what? puerto rican?

rob hasn't seeeeeen peer pressure. wait til he sees what i've got in store for him. muahahahha! i'll have him drunk sky diving while playing the theremin on a snow board next weekend!

astonishing new heights in the struggle to be painfully unfunny

c'mon, guys! dan's a nice guy. he had the sack to stand up and state his opinion regardless of any controversy he'd be dredging! Besides, i'm sure he'd be the kindest slave owner this side of th...

vendetta red is some mature listening. cream of the crop among so much BAD emo. i really enjoy them. they're major label release is decent. but they have an EP called Cut Your Noose that is com...

i read up on them a bit. it's interesting stuff.

mannn, that dude got dismantled. and it's definitely real. chances are he's a crackhead and he stole something from her and she made him pay for it with his @$$. it wasn't 100% fair tho. he was...

the youngs ones shave until they can grow a proper beard, my son. i think you need to be taken to the woodshed for some chastisement, you undisciplined loud mouthed heathen.

now just picture the father being played by will ferrel, the kid played by chris kattan and perhaps throw in tina fey as the mother upset and pacing, wringing her hands.

no, i haven't. but i'm sure that's happened. i wonder if the kid looked like vin diesel with a menenite beard

aint that the truth