Comments by juicymango

OH DUDE! did she stutter over her t's like slut-t-t-t-t like a stutterer? cos I can't hurt a stuterer. It's kinda meanish. However, if she just said it in a long T like almost like a transvesti...

and they probably woudn't have the time to ask me if i was startin with them, cos i would have each in my hand, by the neck, their feet dangling in the air, the look of terror in their eyes. That w...

She called you Slut? haha dude that's not so bad. At least she didn't call you "honey" that's a lot worse, because honey is just bee poop. I definitely don't wanna be called bee poop, i would beat...

when i was little the Challenger blew up and then i became afraid that i'm gonna grow up and become an astronaut and be stuck in outer space. i am stuck in outer space though but i haven't grown...

"you're ignorant, that's ignorant." hahahahhaa "Mr. Jefferson, you need to go home with your son." "noooo let's playyyyyyy i'm a little boy forever"

This was a really hard choice. I went with Simpsons, but really I should have gone with South Park. And Sponge. And Ren and Stimpy. And B&B. AYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy love them all

haha it means the same thing as "booty" only the not so good word to use. hahaha

yeah esp. since "dupa" is a bad word in polish. Hahahahahaha

haha I don't know why but this tickles me quite a bit

whoah that's awesome, 400,000!!! wow!

our 1990 Pontiac is leakin oil really bad, and it needs to be pimped it's just terrible lookin... and the 1993 Subaru is burning oil, needs a tuneup, and has leaks all over the place, and recently ...

HAH! I did the same thing when my Subaru hit 111,111 miles... I missed it, and I was SOOOOO MAD!!!!!!! but 200,000 is VERY close so i'll be lookin out. Haha

Yeah i don't have time to read all those articles, but I do have some comments. I love Christopher Walken!! I love drunk people!! I love scrawny geeks!!! I love Mullets!!

right but the couple who's getting married, we have no idea how old they could be....

The thing is though, there was absolutely nothing in this journal that said that he wants to have fun all the time and listen to loud music, there's noting about having stupid fun or being crazy......

I want a ticket from Atlantic City to New York City. Don't feel like doing the 1.5 hour drive.... Thanks.

Free Big Macs is the best thing EVER because it's free food, AND free laxatives, all in one!!! I get all the free big macs i want working at McDonalds, you really can't beat that. I also get free f...

Dont forget to get a scanneroo for all your pics!!!

Fact: Honesty and openness are probably the MOST important things in marriage, because they are the key to communication, which is the key to trust and love, which really is the KEY to a successful...

oooh that sounds so cool, I wanna see pics!

yeah if you take life too seroiusly it starts to become like a silver dollar, not a real silver dollar but the little shell thingie that you find at the beach. It's useless.

haha did you see South Park. hahaha

YES finally this thread is one of hte top threads on the homepage. Let's celebrate by each and every one of us tickling at least ONE PERSON today, and please start as soon as possible or the cel...

On comedy central yesterday one of hte comics was on and he said something HILARIOUS : "The rule should be, when you bring an infant to the movies, and I'm talkin 9 months and under, after the m...

right, but i'm just agreeing with the above comments, that it is an aspect of marriage, and it would be hard to imagine, to get married to someone and never EVER EVER do that. It's kinda like havin...