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But on a serious note. Get a kitten... :) they're so cute and cuddly. Just remember they live for a LONG TIME and after years and years they get really annoying and whiney and just want food all th...

May 14, 2004

OMG i love the miniature horse idea!! hahaha i want one now......

May 14, 2004

i think it also has to do with the fact that the moment a person sees a camera they make an un-natural face, fake smile, things like that just don't look great. If it's a relaxed and natural pictu...

on poll
May 12, 2004

aww that's really cute

May 10, 2004

you should just eat fiber-optic stuff instead of real fiber because it's cool

May 10, 2004

yeah you can see like divets in her forehead that's how thick the makeup is. Eeek

May 10, 2004

i like her now though, she's funny * i think she looks so much older because she wears like eight pounds of makeup to cover up her freckles.... that does bad things to your skin

May 10, 2004

I love taking pictures of people, and i'm always like "i don't understand why people don't like getting their picture taken!!!" however, I hate getting my picture taken, and I prefer to stay behind...

on poll
May 10, 2004

like something out of Swingers

May 10, 2004

haha i liked this story, i could almost see it playing in my head like a moooveeee

May 10, 2004

haha no. I got bags. haha... She's 17 tho she should have youngness on her face not bags.

May 10, 2004

I didn't like her, but on SNL she was really funny, and on Conan she was also pretty cool. She has huge bags under her eyes tho, she's too tired for a 17 year old. Haha

May 10, 2004

hahahahahaha yep

May 7, 2004

I love dyeing my hair. It's amazing, it's a stress relief in times of stress, it's a pick-me-up in low or boring times, it's just so great. It's so fun. I'm letting my hair heal a little at the mom...

May 7, 2004

yep *no, i alwys thought so about the essence

May 7, 2004

haha that's so funny i have always thought so too

May 7, 2004

that was from Chapelle's show dude. The Gang wars. One of the funniest skits i've ever seen.

on journal Assassin foiled
May 7, 2004

weekends go by WAY way too fast. It's not fair I say. It's not fair that we spend most of our lives working only to retire when we're old and don't really wanna do the things that we wanna do NOW a...

May 7, 2004

you need to kook up some kokane wif some baken soder and sell it P.S. prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

on journal Assassin foiled
May 5, 2004

haha dude of course i'm kidding... i've never been in a real fight in my life, and prolly never will. Lol.

on journal Short Story
May 4, 2004

that was suposed to be a reply, things are working weird for me today

on journal Short Story
May 4, 2004

oh yeah definitely don't swing first. However, if they swing first, they'll be swinging at their END. It's not about meeting your match. It's all about knowing that it's the end of them. THE END. ...

on journal Short Story
May 4, 2004

you have no idea how many times that phrase has saved my life. Or, in the least bit, at least made the moment a lot funnier. It's also funny to flex your arms and hit your biceps like Joe Dirt. The...

on journal Short Story
May 4, 2004

this story would be a lot funnier if you said "I know Kung-Fu" to them. And see what their reaction would be. And also even better if you started doing kung-fu moves. Dude, that would be the best t...

on journal Short Story
May 4, 2004

worse

on journal Short Story
May 4, 2004

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