Comments by juicymango

One time i was running around the corner of my friends house and i slipped on some wet leaves and seriously I musta gotten like 8 feet in the air. Holy crap. I lay there laughing for like an hour. ...

ahhh it's great when they get ketchup all over their face too. That always happens to me, and then i'm walkin around with ketchup all over my face. For hours.

Other things I think are hillarious - my clumsy retarted idiocy. I always somehow do the wrong thing. Say the wrong thing. Eat the wrong thing. Ya know.

Hey there's nothing wrong with liking Matchbox (UGH!!) that's why i posted this thing to see if people actually listen to it and BUY their crap or if album sales are just made up. Cos I mean seroiu...

I don't eat cookies remember. Carbs.

I got this forward and it was actually kinda funny. Her'es a piece of it: Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I...

Well when I was younger, like 17-19 I was all big into feminist issues and all that kinda stuff. I was kinda rebellious in a sense that I thought I would never let any man tell me what to do. Of co...

they view them thru tiny telescopes

Also, seeing guys cry, makes me feel weird sometimes. Like it depends why of course. But sometimes it's just very weird. Like Bruce Willis in his guest role on Friends that one time. SO weird.

haha that's a good way of putting it, lol.

girl handling emotional pressure : crying, talking about it, eating chocolate, taking a walk, cleaning their house, guy handling emotional pressure : punching a wall, punching bag or another pe...

I remember the scripture that states that the head of the woman is the man... used to INFURIATE ME. And then that day in pioneer school when we spent half the day discussing the headship principle...

I don't know if i agree with that. Women are amazing at handling all kinds of emotional stress. And most women have a better pain threshhold than men. Also, tons of women are mothers, right? So the...

1000 calories a day????? ahhh that's starvation mode!! haha startin up another debatey? nah... i duno just be careful eating too few calories is just as bad as eating too many.

Hey Breyer's makes low-carb ice cream now and it's amazing.

hey it's ok, it's not that seriousness itself is annoying. But making one's opinions about conscience matters into RULES ... that's annoying. That's all. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee let's talk about some...

hahahahaha yeah, have you SEEN what this thread is about??? It's a LIST OF PERVERTS. This is the MACKING forum. Obviusly the thoughts and opinions in here are half-joking half-retarted so just stop...

wait what do you mean, are you agreeing with dgaimo?

No that is not what I'm trying to say. You're bothering me now.

Right. "If it becomes known".. because anyone who talks openly about their private married bedroom activities and "OPENLY ADVOCATING" them is... just... weird.. and should definitely not hold a pos...

I love UPS and Fedex but I think I love UPS more. The UPS guys are always friendly and cheery and even funny sometimes. I am just absolutely AMAZED at the ability to send something out at 8 pm at n...

ewww weird. .

huh? whoah i wanna know...

nah, the only thing off limits in marriage is OTHER PEOPLE. Haha. Discuss THAT! lol

haha funny i was waiting to see what you would say on this topic.