Comments by brotherman

Nerds are all talk... :o)

Ah...shaddup...LOL!

I guess I need to make myself clearer. I don't go into anything expecting to suck face after a week. I go into it learning about the person and letting it go from there. The last person I hung o...

Next time make sure girls with bikinis are in the background. LOL!

The thing is, a lot of girls figure if a guy wants to hang out with them, it usually means the guy wants the girl. At least that is what one girl told me.

Well, technically only I know that. I don't say to them "Lets be friends and date later on".

This kind of reminds me of my job. I am a Mechanical Designer at a company that makes medical equipment. We design products using a 3D software called Solid Edge. In it you use a command called ...

I need an Alex Kelly wig. Chicks dig the fro.

I'm trying to be friends first with females and see where it goes from there. What other way are you supposed to do it? It's hard enough for me to meet anyone with two kids. Am I supposed to pla...

Awww...You and I should play a joke on Mike and pretend we are married. When he has to see you all the time it'll drive him insane. Haha... Then you yell out a big "FOOLED YOU!!".

So I'm gonna be 28 in 324 days...And you are gay. LOL!

I'm like 3 women later. Can't seem to hook any. Need to use a different lure or something.

Yeah why bother keeping them if you can play all the old games on the newer consoles.

Nerd...LOL! Just kidding. What do you have like 10 game consoles? haha...

People are pathetic. Shootings over PS3's! Nut cases...

I filed to get child support and change the kids visitation schedule with their mother. She's moving to Fla next week.

I came in today with a tie on and everyone thought I was going for an interview. LOL! I have court today.

Yeah like my siblings. It'd be cool to slap all three at once. LOL!

Are you saying you are into witchcraft? OMG...I am stumbled!!

Oh man...That was sweet!

*cough* nerds *cough*

Yes, and my schwartz is bigger.

Powerful you have become juicy...the dark side I sense in you...

And my music, like Dick Clark. Old, but still lively.

Laugh it up fuzzball... I age like fine wine.